2021: PTO request rejected
2022: PTO request rejected
2023: PTO request rejected
2024: PTO request rejected
2025: PTO request rejected
2026:
Employee: “Kindly accept my resignation.”
Boss: “But we doubled your salary! Why are you leaving?”
Employee: "I've received a new job offer with great PTO benefits, WFH option and there's also a guaranteed annual leave offered without manager's approval"
48 hours later…
@riotgames@VALORANT yo I got the money if xerofang vandal, kuronami vandal, and divergent vandal all hit my shop today! My user is Looking4work#plz , I appreciate yall ❤️