40FLon

Blogger. Writing the brutal truth about being single at 40 for your amusement.

[JJ Malone @TheJJMalone]

Anyone else notice that the huge global recession in the 1990s was just after the last time @LFC Liverpool won the league? Stop the cup! Save the world! @frankontheradio

[Faith Moore @FaithKMoore]

Ladies, if he:

- Is slick as Gaston
- Is quick as Gaston
- Has a neck that's incredibly thick as Gaston
- Shoots like Gaston
- Makes those beauts like Gaston
- Goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
- Uses antlers in all of his decorating

He's not your man. He's Gaston.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Absolute scenes when Boris Johnson walks into the Love Island villa tonight. #LoveIsland

[40FLon @40FLon]

Is this why Robbie left? https://t.co/H2VtqAa5qn

[I Don't Know Her @I_Dont_Know_Her]

Take That performing Smells like Teen spirit has to be one of the most embarrassing things that's ever happened

[40FLon @40FLon]

Be warned - this blog contains several uses of a very rude word but it's not my fault. In this blog I blame Donald Trump for my failed love life. It's true.
https://t.co/nOZdz3lcef
#dating #donaldtrump #ukip #londondating #fml #blog #anxiety

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

A drag queen dressed as Elsa just single-handedly freed a stuck police wagon from a blizzard in the middle of March. If that sentence doesn't perfectly encapsulate the spirit of Boston, I don't know what does.

Video credit: Christopher Haynes

[40FLon @40FLon]

@TheAlexSW19 Your tweets always make me chuckle. :)

[40FLon @40FLon]

KFC has run out of chicken? I'm pretty sure that's one of the signs of the apocalypse. Fortunately I am self-sufficient and rely only on McDonalds. #BigMacPreppers @kfc @KFC_UKI #kfcclosed

[Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra PhD, IQ: 212 @MemeVVitch]

Dating -
2015: "Do I wanna spend the rest of my life w/this person?"
2017: "Do I wanna go thru the collapse of capitalism w/this person??"

[40FLon @40FLon]

Just rewound #cbb to see if there was a warning at the start about @Wayne_Sleep ‘s cock. There was. So contractually I guess my eyes have no legal comeback. Carry on @bbuk #usebiggerfontnexttime

[40FLon @40FLon]

A final twist of the knife... The end of a relationship hits Defcon Crazy!

https://t.co/HAsdPVTMqT

#blog #London #dating #anxiety #BogeymanTriptych #MeToo

[40FLon @40FLon]

A little late but much considered - my perspective on #MeToo

https://t.co/TrxZLAkxq5

#blog #feminism #discrimination #Equality

[40FLon @40FLon]

My relationship ended with an epic twist. Would you want to know the truth?

https://t.co/gqAeFPdTCV

#blog #london #LondonDating #Dating #Anxiety #BrutalTruths #BogeymanTriptych

[40FLon @40FLon]

This week I heard the period between Christmas and New Year described as Twixmas. I was dismayed to find it has nothing to do with having a Twix. This blog is as bleak as a world without Twixes.
https://t.co/z1PbVByJBz
#blog #CircleLine #london #anxiety #single #BogeymanTriptych

[40FLon @40FLon]

https://t.co/jEAACc40kI

#blog #singlelife #singleaf #london #dating #anxiety #bogeymantriptych

[40FLon @40FLon]

Time to tend to my inner garden #single #london #anxiety #blog #dating #Morocco
https://t.co/FZNxPxCt4q

[Visit London @visitlondon]

Rainbow alert in London 😍👏🏻🌈

[40FLon @40FLon]

@lds_LDN @sainsburys Thanks for sharing! Think I'll skip lunch too. Eww. 🤢😀

[40FLon @40FLon]

Will you hold on to someone special?
https://t.co/0hnJiqKCVX
#blog #dating #london #love

[40FLon @40FLon]

Diet has not been going well but I will carry on...
https://t.co/fJL5v1fW9W
#london #dating #diet #100DayDiet #3outof4Diet