shakalaka

professional ragebaiter that DOESNT watch hockey #njdevils #repbx

[shakalaka @43DEV1LS]

i can’t wait for the yankees and the devils to rage bait me every single night and at the same time

[steph @puckdiary]

Not keeping up with trades and signings anymore we will find out who plays for this team on opening night.

[Sai 🍉 Marlies Calder!! @appleofursai]

gen how free agency has you feeling sometimes 😭😭

[shakalaka @43DEV1LS]

free agency doesn’t hurt me until october when i figure out who the hell is on my team

[shakalaka @43DEV1LS]

holy shit!???

[Utah Mammoth @utahmammoth]

Welcome to Utah! ✍️

We have signed forward Anders Lee to a three-year deal.

Read more here: https://t.co/is1z9rHuI9

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

Made In Jersey. Staying In Jersey.

We've agreed to terms with Nico Hischier on a five-year contract extension, beginning in the 2027-28 season.

📰: https://t.co/lCs7TOw80H

[shakalaka @43DEV1LS]

HOLY SHIIIIIITTTT

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

🚨 TRADE ALERT 🚨

We’ve acquired Evan Rodrigues, Jesper Boqvist, and Ben Steeves from the Florida Panthers in exchange for Jacob Markstrom and Angus Crookshank.

📰: https://t.co/bw01tZRhiP

[‏ٰ @filmpullman]

i hope i don’t get drafted tonight i’ve never played hockey before

[roseanne 🥀 @HoodieFrazier]

You think YOUR baseball team has it bad??? Mine has Anthony Volpe playing shortstop every night. We are not the same.

[Julia @juliaaaraeee]

if i send you this, it means idgaf

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

We found Nemo and watched him grow into a Devil.

Thank you for everything, Simon. Best of luck in Calgary.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

They're gonna make documentaries about what the 2026 USA Olympic team did to the landscape of the NHL

[shakalaka @43DEV1LS]

cam schlittler that was the funniest thing u could have done

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

the dugout laughing bc jazz got hit in the dick bro im losing it

[shakalaka @43DEV1LS]

AND NOTHING FOR VEGAS AND THEIR RAPIST GOALIE

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

Ok I’ll be the first to say I’m glad this season is over. That was genuinely the NHL season from hell

[shakalaka @43DEV1LS]

of course, because carter hart is used to ignoring people when they tell him no

[Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident]

It's a small thing but Carter Hart going down in history as the worst goalie in the history of the Stanley Cup finals is so beautiful

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

the best part of sports is millions of people around the world believing that their superstition is the deciding factor in their teams success

[r @6ffside]

getting into sports to guarantee that i spend at least 50% of my life pissed off and miserable