Christopher Burns

Slow your stride, let it ride. Glasgow. Instagram cburns91 Snapchat cburns91

[Christopher Burns @45Burnsy]

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[Adam Gillman @AdamGillman]

Ecom is the #1 best business in the world in 2026.

And I'm not saying that because we built one to $260M.

I'm saying it because the math is undeniable:

1. No cap on revenue
— we went from $0 to $103M in annual revenue in under 5 years

2. No one physical location required
— we ran a global business from a laptop

3. No inventory risk if you structure it right
— subscription model means predictable demand

4. No VC required
— we raised $0 and kept virtually all the equity

5. Customers pay you before you fulfill
— unlike almost every other business model

6. Retention compounds
— every subscriber you keep is revenue you don't have to re-earn

7. Data ownership
— you know exactly who your customer is, what they buy, and when they churn

8. Exit multiples are extraordinary
— we sold for $260M on $103M revenue

I've been in many different businesses and industries.

Nothing compounds like a well-structured ecom brand with a subscription model and strong unit economics.

The ceiling doesn't exist.

The only question is whether you pick the right category, build the right product, and have the patience to let it compound.

Most people quit before the compounding becomes visible.

Comment "X" if you want my full playbook of everything I learned while building my business and how you can too :)

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Every Wednesday at 3:30PM EST I host a free 30 minute open call where anyone can ask me anything about ecom, business, or building from scratch.

Link to register: https://t.co/sExcRo2qzY

Or interested in working with me 1-1 ?
Here's the link to apply:

https://t.co/h9RYPMtama

Let me know if you need anything else :)

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@NicholasVerge POWER

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@alxberman Send please

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@joshykobyashi DISCO

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@MercureDolphin any chance of someone picking up the phone lads? Been calling for the past 45 minutes about parking

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@EmmmaCx that film's been out for about 12 years

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@maxwell_1_2_3 what do you think i am? Some sort of animal?

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@maxwell_1_2_3 i'm going to come, shite in a lampshade then leave.

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@ScotRail you've just cancelled the last train on Christmas eve, are you for fucking real?

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@TRENDYW3NDY looked at it. Fuck that. Rather do Michael Barrymore's diving challenge.

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@TheGreedyGirl you can never have enough sweeties. Pleasure serving and chatting with you #MakeTheMoveNorth

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@j_salami ".. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next".. 😴😴😴😴

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@j_salami staying awake for that bit

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@si_anderson1 Hi mate I'm friends with Gary, any chance you could follow me so I can DM you? It's important. Cheers.

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@Devine9I @Martinnno @MenSupremacy "Put Petey in coach" aye no fucking joke Ryan. Couldn't tackle a fish supper.