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"Keep the main thing the main thing."

[cal @479Gal]

@kmellon @ihatejoelkim No.

[cal @479Gal]

Did the IOS update 20 hrs ago on my personal phone it’s like brand new!No contacts! no texts!If you see my brother tell him I need his #

[cal @479Gal]

@taylorcunning9 Leaving before midnight is responsible!

[cal @479Gal]

@kidderperson Thank you!! ❤❤❤

[cal @479Gal]

#CrazyExGirlfriend is what America needs right now. Stop whatever you're doing and watch. You'll cry-laugh-snort-laugh. Promise.

[cal @479Gal]

@kmellon Been singing 🎤 Sexy Gettin' Ready Song for 3 days.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Ref doesn’t skip arm day

#NationalChampionship

[cal @479Gal]

Can we talk about this jacked official? #nationalchampionship #goodforhim

[cal @479Gal]

What day is it?

[cal @479Gal]

@charhuddleston Zero visibility? https://t.co/ZlauILssTm

[Good Morning America @GMA]

Incredible shot of @EmpireStateBldg cloaked in fog. 📷: @maximusupinNYc

[cal @479Gal]

What's up you guys I'm at the airport again guess how long I've been here 2-3 glasses of wine that's how long

[Travis Williams @TravisWilliams]

"Don't check FiveThirtyEight, don't check FiveThirtyEight, don't check FiveThirtyEight" *Checks FiveThirtyEight* 😑

[cal @479Gal]

Jon Hamm Wore A Cardinals Hat To A Cubs Game And It Was So Fucking Savage https://t.co/XPQXnoJbAQ

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

My focus group last night had 26 people.

All but 3 still hate both candidates. #Debates2016 https://t.co/uGb7M86Xy3

[cal @479Gal]

"I'm not a potted plant, here." Chris Wallace speaking for every American. #debate

[Jessie @kidderperson]

Hop on one foot and say "Zuckerberg rules" 9x or Facebook will make all your posts public & kill your pets. Copy & paste or Snowball dies.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

It's the championship round of The Worst Baby Boomer Ever Born

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

The Republican nominee is effectively pro-Russia, pro-Assad and pro-Iran.

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

Trump coming out in favor of Assad. Good move, man. Good move.