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Lost your mom's number and heard Twitter has it

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@TheWatchdogDBQ @ClayTravis @nrarmour @USATODAY I'm not here for followers

I'm here to see "the watchdog" act like this

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@PaulZeise It doesn't matter what it means

It's not gonna break you champ

Or it shouldn't

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@TheWatchdogDBQ @ClayTravis @nrarmour @USATODAY Okay dude you're literally proving my point

It's just an opinion piece in a news publication

The world will not end because you don't like it

I'm old

You folks are weak af

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@TheWatchdogDBQ @ClayTravis @nrarmour @USATODAY It's an opinion piece

If you would stop crying and get up off the floor you're gonna notice the world hasn't ended

That profile pic should be a sad kitten

You know the ones with the big eyes

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@Gimblin I'm 60

I didn't read all of that of course but judging by a few lines I'm surprised you don't know what freedom means at your age

Or chilling

We start not caring so much about things

But what stands out is what a huge fucking pussy you must be

Best of luck growing up

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@GuntherEagleman You seem like a man itching to come out

Which kinda works out since y'all run around with hurt butts about something every single day

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@aleksihara @thescottbarber @elonmusk Historically accurate

Greek theater consisted of all men

I'm guessing for a couple thousand years mostly men played these roles

Everyone seems to shut up when I say this

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@MusashiBonMot You stupid bro

Any performance done in Greek Theater would have been men

Tbh in theater period for over 2000 years it would have been performed by men

Trust me when I say I'm not pissed because you're an idiot

I'm laughing

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@DickyBleu @MarkWarner Not on taco Tuesday

I eat tacos and think about your mom on taco Tuesdays

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@Eispan @FearedBuck He mixed 2 cultures in apocalyptico

Braveheart was an Australian dude playing a Scottish chap who got lucky with the Queen of England

And this guy had the wherewithall to scream freedom when they cut his nuts off and disemboweled him

All quite accurate

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@AI_EmeraldApple Apocalypto wasn't remotely accurate btw

He combined 2 completely different cultures

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@AI_EmeraldApple Why you people are so stupid I don't understand

There was no acting in Homer's world. Theater didn't exist. Dudes went around and recited it from town to town

When theater came around 100s of years later every role was played by men for the next 2000 plus years

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@DickyBleu @MarkWarner I'm not here to convince you to stop being stupid

I'm here to tell you that you are

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@SaturnoBenedica @chocotund @queenie4rmnola I get my history from Jamestown itself

Been there many times

There's a quote posted in a few places by John Smith

Those that do not work, do not eat

You seem like someone that would be a lazy blowhard

Get your mom to fix something for that upset tummy

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@KirtB_6 @ClayTravis Your mom had 2 followers

Me and your daddy

Does that make her a fake troll account

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@queenie4rmnola The original Cleopatra would have been a Shakespeare play and would have been played by a man

Theater was dominated by men for 2000 plus years

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@SaturnoBenedica @chocotund @queenie4rmnola The Jamestown colonists would have not survived if the Indians didn't help them

They starved to death when they stopped

Literally called "the starving times"

They couldn't be bothered to dig a well and drank brackish water because they were too fucking lazy

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@WomanDefiner The first performances of Cleopatra would have been theater for the Shakespeare play and every role would have been played by men

But sure go on about liberals "woman definer"

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@BoboBagginsss @harryjsisson Where did I admit I didn't get laid

My wife actually thought my comment was funny

She thinks I'm witty and snarky

Yours has a diaper doesn't it