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[m @498605M]

Just putting this out there.... I want my clothing brand to start growing and thriving... I want to start earning a living and have a reason to work hard during the day to become successful! I want my language skills to improve, I want to have a smooth and relieving transition!

[m @498605M]

Guest: is the funeral over
Funeral director: yeah
Guest: did his brother make it outta jail to come see him
Funeral director: no he's the one who killed him
Guest: no way

[m @498605M]

You have one arm. Your dog has an itch and so do you, who are you scratching first?

[m @498605M]

You're worried about preservatives?? Just thought you should know what's REALLY going in your food.

[Gavin Thomas @gavinthomas]

Wait for it...

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Jaws is alive and well https://t.co/uxOfjtIeux

[m @498605M]

Lmao I put a Hershey kiss on a pile of kinetic sand and told my family I made cookies for them

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

When the tweets are as broken as the ice cream machine. https://t.co/esdndK1iFm

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

when my cat got farther with her than i did

[🅴🅳🅶🅴 @edgette22]

.@KFC follows 11 people.

Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb.

11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.