Dan Gleesack

smooth balls and cold beers

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

Where I'm from https://t.co/DgituZ1s0W

[Dan Gleesack @49Tristen]

When the Forman hands you $40 to grab a case of Rona’s you know it’s gunna be a good day

[Dan Gleesack @49Tristen]

2020 that’s my year, new year new me

[Dan Gleesack @49Tristen]

You show me mine and I’ll show you yours

[Dan Gleesack @49Tristen]

If you got ov on tap I ain’t leaving

[Dan Gleesack @49Tristen]

Don't go to the grocery store when your hungry #boughttomuch

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

How I feel when there is no milk https://t.co/N98sCyN49E

[Dan Gleesack @49Tristen]

If your willing to go somewhere might as well go all the way

[amanda mauer @maueramanda]

Kinda wish I was at boots... but then I remember I have a cozy warm bed to sleep in & a hot shower that doesn't have 78 people lined up

[Dan Gleesack @49Tristen]

Me...definitely me https://t.co/8t15V24s0k

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

We all have that one drunk friend https://t.co/eUaNYLwhFl

[Dan Gleesack @49Tristen]

About to get as drunk as i would be if I was at boots and hearts

[Dan Gleesack @49Tristen]

Just moved in and I'm pretty sure our dish washer is a transformer #Newhouse

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

Friend: "I don't feel like drinking tonight" https://t.co/44HiWPEg2Z

[Dan Gleesack @49Tristen]

Lost the pit vipers this weekend 😭

[Dan Gleesack @49Tristen]

Festivals be like:
Get sober in line
Get your alcohol and chug it
Get back in line
#Veld2017

[Dan Gleesack @49Tristen]

All damn day

[Dan Gleesack @49Tristen]

I keep thinking of productive stuff to do when I get home but, every time I get home I end up binge watching Netflix #thestruggleisreal

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"Yeah mom we're just watching a movie, I'll be home soon."

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

alcohol is not the answer alcohol is the question, yes is the answer

[Dan Gleesack @49Tristen]

Hi, my name is gleesack, dan You could stop at 5 or 6 stores or just 1