Connie York

[Connie York @4EVASPRING61]

@huffine_t @SaraLarsen1234 This

[OkieMaga_Patriot46 @Okie_Patriot46]

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials.

If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...

We already got it in.

Like...GOT. IT. IN.

We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.

We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.

We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.

Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?

And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.

That was TALENT.

We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.

There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”

And we FOLLOWED MIKE.

We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.

And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.

Eating pizza and watching movies.

Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.

We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.

We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.

We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.

We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.

We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.

So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.

And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.

Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.

We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.

We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.

So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”

Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.

Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.

xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

Americans make this world a better place

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨LATEST: This wrestling coach is being praised for his approach with this young man who was getting emotional during training. “Fatigue makes us cowards.”

[MAGA Lorrie Ann 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸 AMERICA FIRST @LorrieAnn25]

Liberals make it so easy!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Thaïs d’Escufon @ThaisEscufon]

Louis, 17, beaten to death by a bunch of thungs who ambushed him.

Europeans, wake up. War has already begun and we’re counting our dead.

#Remigration is the kind solution. Those sons of bitches need to go home.

#JusticepourLouis

[Playteaux @Playteaux1]

Brits Going Home After the World Cup

[LynneP @LynneBP_294]

World Cup attendees: Drew Haas is looking for four more people to join his family and he will show you Texas and takes you to fun activities. Wow! The Terry Black's bbq trip alone is worth it. I love that place! Sign up!

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Kudos to this brave young man for recovering the backpack of a man who was randomly attacked by a weirdo in Harlem yesterday.

We need more men like him!

NYC, keep your head on a swivel.

[Connie York @4EVASPRING61]

@TheBritLad I see you from NY

[Connie York @4EVASPRING61]

@CapatanEl4662 Sending love from New York

[Connie York @4EVASPRING61]

@itsmaryyxo I signed up for every waitlist and did not receive any notifications. All my choices are sold out. Life will go on … but I was waiting patiently

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Send the video to everyone you know showing how heinously Nowak was treated by the police in his dying moments and how the police cravenly kowtowed to his murderer.

Legacy mainstream media, same ones who wrote about George Floyd millions of times, are dead silent about Nowak.

[Connie York @4EVASPRING61]

@unionjackspirit @reformparty_uk Cheering you on from NY USA. You guys are doing it. Fantastic 🇺🇸🇬🇧

[Connie York @4EVASPRING61]

@RealJamesWoods ❤️

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

These three young men spotted and helped an elderly woman and her husband into their car.

This is what REAL MEN look like

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Faith in people restored..
https://t.co/txkZhqoc0U

[The Thursday Lady: A Parable 2/27 @ProfHolloway]

It’s our anniversary! 🤗🥂💕

[Connie York @4EVASPRING61]

@ChrisKindaReads I LOVE this novel