Stoner Mom💚

Single mom, travel enthusest, total nerd, stoner, believer in the universe and human rights. ✌🏼✨

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

Food isn't allowed in the living room. His tablet isn't allowed in the kitchen. He beat the system. I quit. 😶

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

@ThattCndnGirl I do this all the time

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

IM GOING TO DISNEY WORLD TODAY 😍😍😍

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

I think it’s hilarious how management told me I’m replaceable at work yet I’ve taken 3 cake orders WHILE LAYING IN BED because people want MY cakes.
‘Fuck outta here. 🤗

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

I GOT THE JOB 😍😍😍

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

@20181220KM For real 🙌🏼

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

What do adults do for birthdays now a days? My birthday is on Friday this year so I want to do SOMETHING but idk what 🤔 #help if you know me you know I’ve been a mom since I was 17 so I don’t ever go out 😫

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

I have a job interview tomorrow 🙊

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

I’ve gained 40lbs since last year and I wanna cry 😭

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

#NewProfilePic

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

Lol just found out there was a gas leak at work 😂 here’s to hoping I don’t have to go in tomorrow 🤞🏼

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

I’ve had the last 3 days off of work and you guys wanna know what I’ve done? Absolutely nothing.
I’ve laid in bed and napped
And worked on a puzzle
😂

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

@Boston_Belle Yeah I feel this 😐😔

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

I feel like I should learn how to make tiktoks and edit videos so I can be in the now... but by the time I figure it out something new would have come out 🤣

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

@EastCoastMrs That smile 😍

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

Following all you brand new mommas that have like babies or even toddles does NOT help my desire to have more kids. My sons going to be 8 this summer where has the time gone?!🥺😭

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

Kinda putting myself out there... but anyone ever struggle with binge eating before? 😕 ways to stop or anything that might help? 😔 I hate that I’m doing this but can’t seem to stop ...

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

Totally just called in sick to work while sitting in the parking lot at work 🤣

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

@CoffeeTeachWine 😙😙😙

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

@remeixner Checked! Not there 😫

[Stoner Mom💚 @4Ever_Waiting]

Can you guys give me some weird crazy places my debit card might be in my house... it’s been missing since Saturday and I’ve looked everywhere😅😅