"You knew he was going to be great the minute you saw him"
One of the greatest to ever put on a Phillies jersey, Chase Utley, welcome to the Wall of Fame!
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Let's get one more round of applause for Lewis Kalb, the 73-year-old substitute teacher who put on an ICONIC performance in the radio booth last night! 👏
@Cadillac x #RingTheBell
What a nightmare. By implementing the tariffs illegally, and now having to unwind them, the Trump administration created over $100 billion of profit for corporations selling foreign products, at the expense of American consumers.
Your refund: $0.00
Apple’s profit: $2.2 billion
I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night.
It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me.
Sad and embarrassed and exhausted.
Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one.
People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room.
Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old.
He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second.
That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed.
There is a name for it.
So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers.
The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin.
And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride.
Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was.
And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving.
Just another joke at our expense.
Zack Wheeler has a 2.03 ERA after his first 12 starts back from a blood clot/thoracic outlet decompression surgery. It's one of the best stories in baseball.
Cristopher Sánchez of the @Phillies is the second MLB pitcher in the modern era to have a 3-start span with:
24.0+ innings pitched
30+ strikeouts
no more than 1 walk
0 runs allowed
The other was Clayton Kershaw in 2015.
President Obama on Iran: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz”
Rob Thomson since taking over as Phillies manager in 2022:
♦️355-270 (.568)
♦️2nd highest managerial winning percentage in Phillies history
♦️1 World Series Appearance (2022)
♦️Back to Back NL East Titles (2024 & 2025)
Thank you for everything Topper🫡