NaiNee_G

FuNNy OnLy

[NaiNee_G @4G_FuNN]

Admi: Sir meri biwi gum ho gai hy
Postman: Yeh post office hy Police station ni
Admi:0ho Sory khushi mn samaj he Ni a rha kahan jaun.

[NaiNee_G @4G_FuNN]

Baap-Such such Btao Ye 500 Ka Note Kaha Se Lia?
Son-Muje Gali Me Para Hua Mila,
Agr Yaqin Na Ho To Bahir Dek Lo
1 Admi Abi Tak Dhund raha He

[NaiNee_G @4G_FuNN]

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Damaad Sussar sy: Ap ki Beti ny
mery Naak me Dam kr rkha hy.
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Sussar: Beta mery baary me Soch,
Mery pas to iski bhi maa hy..

[NaiNee_G @4G_FuNN]

Larka Awaz Badal kr Apne
Master Ko Call Krta He Mera
Beta Aj Thek Nhi He Aj
Nahi Aa Sakta
Master:Tum kon Ho? Bacha:Mere Abbu

[NaiNee_G @4G_FuNN]

Pani Ko Ubal Ker Pia Karen...!!!//

Q k.....

MAChlion k bachy pamper ni pehnty...hahahaa^^^

4 Poetry

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@BADNAM_ISHQ

SND TO 40404

[NaiNee_G @4G_FuNN]

Faqeer:Behn g Allah k Nam Py Kuch Dy Do Faqeer Bhoka Hy.**

(Ander sy awaz ae)

Tumhar Bhen MaikY GAe Hy a
Aj TUmharA BhenOi Bhi Bhooka Hy^^

[NaiNee_G @4G_FuNN]

Doodh mango gy kheer den gy^^//

Dost

Charger MangO Gy Cheeeer Den Gy...//

Only FUnnY

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@BADNAM_ISHQ

[NaiNee_G @4G_FuNN]

Pathan Body Building Club Gaya
Aur Coach Se Pucha
Hum Apni GF Ko Impress Karega
Konsi Machine Istemal Karun
Coach Muskura Ker
ATM Machine

[NaiNee_G @4G_FuNN]

Ustaad Main ne tumhen kutty par mazmoon likh kr laany ko kha tha

Pathan Main kya krta jab main ne kutty pr pen rkha to us ne mujhy kaat lia

[NaiNee_G @4G_FuNN]

Sardar ankhain band karky sheeshy ke samny khara hogia
B.v: ye kia kar rahy ho
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

[NaiNee_G @4G_FuNN]

Tumhary 1 HatH UthAnY Sy Dm NikaL Jata Hy*

Aye Zalim DOST

1 BodY SpraY LganY Sy TumHara Kia Jata Hy^

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@BADNAM_ISHQ

[NaiNee_G @4G_FuNN]

Larka:mujhy tmhari ankhn sy sara jhan nazar ata hy

(Papu preshani mn sath guzrty huye)yar mera khota nazar aye to btana

[NaiNee_G @4G_FuNN]

Ma:
Jo mery samny ni boly ga or mri bat many ga usko mn tafian dn gi.

Papu:is trha to sari tafian abu ko hi milen gi.

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[NaiNee_G @4G_FuNN]

#Baap: (Bachay Se) Ravi Aur Chanab Kahan Par Hain ?

#Bacha: (Ghabra Kar) Ami Jan Se Pochain Wo Chezain Idhar Udhar Rakh Deti Hain