Bryce Goldsmith

[Bryce Goldsmith @4Goldsmith]

Don’t miss out on the @DewberryAg Society’s 9th Annual Bred Heifer Lotto. 50/50 tickets are also available!! Draw date is Aug 21st. Visit https://t.co/qGIJeB3X3z or call [phone]. All proceeds go towards the Dewberry Arena, Thanks for your support!!

[Bryce Goldsmith @4Goldsmith]

Ok Chiarelli, time to offer @68Jagr a contract, imagine him and @cmcdavid97 on the same line #UntouchableDownLowCycle #GivesDmenNightmares

[Bryce Goldsmith @4Goldsmith]

@vermilionriver so we don't plow roads anymore? Also a culvert on township 544 between rr55&54 is caved in. Better fix it asap

[Jonathan Toews @JonathanToews]

Hey Webs good luck in Montreal thanks for leaving our division! #relief

[Bryce Goldsmith @4Goldsmith]

@BensmillerCWR @DewberryMustang @throny19 @Mitch7Mitch9 @HrynykJosh or like playing 3 puck..

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Wife: What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake.

Wife: Where is it?

3: You haven't made it yet.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 3-year-old called her eyebrows "eye mustaches."

I was going to correct her, but instead I upgraded my vocabulary.

[Bryce Goldsmith @4Goldsmith]

@BensmillerCWR #futurePKspecialist

[Bryce Goldsmith @4Goldsmith]

@throny19 leaving the @DewberryMustang party early like a baby back bitch @BensmillerCWR @Mitch7Mitch9 @chuckwagons08

[Bryce Goldsmith @4Goldsmith]

@BensmillerCWR @DewberryMustang No doubt about it. Maybe I can play till I'm in my 40's like him to.. #20moreyearsofmustanghockey

[NHL @NHL]

The hockey puck eye patch trick, courtesy of Dan Girarrrrrrdi.
https://t.co/OVVk555ntl

[Jonathan Toews @JonathanToews]

@shawz15er pipe down ya little puke, it's game day get focused

[Bryce Goldsmith @4Goldsmith]

@BensmillerCWR @DewberryMustang some guys gotta work man. lol

[Rebecca Leach @RebeccaSjogren]

The most important thing I've learned from my Air Brakes Course is that "the NDP are like the measles, everyone has to suffer them once"

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Not falling off Rainbow Road on Mario Kart is where boys turn to men.

[What The Puck?!Facts @WTPHockeyFacts]

In the 20 year span from 1980-81 to 2000-01, only 3 players led the NHL in scoring. Mario Lemieux, Wayne Gretzky and Jaromir Jagr.

[Fake Buckwagon @FakeBuckyChucks]

A kid came up to me & said I wanna be just like @chuckwagons08 then hit me with a hockey stick & tucked his jeans in his boots. #CrazyKid

[jonnyross @edgyappaloosa]

Another day another hot teacher being arrested for making every male teenagers fantasy come true #cantrapethewilling

[Kurt Bensmiller @BensmillerCWR]

The only reason I won today are because of these beautiful athletes who love there jobs to death. #beautiful#amazing