Cap'n

Short and sweet I'm a co-host of 4hitcombo or something like that. Cap'n says come check it out!

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I'm already off to a great start

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Well....

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So... game confirms what I've always suspected.... if flowers could talk, they would be A-holes -_-

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Aaaaand my eyes are closed. Do I have Brock syndrome?

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So... named my kid Atlas. Took a huge fall after tripping on a vine. Did that once myself, tripping while looking at vines. Six second falls

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@tairisinuse agreed to drink my rum if I played this tonight.... kind of a one sided deal

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So..... undertale. This is happening right now.

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Herb and onion pork chops. Can't wait to fire up the grill #CapnsCooking

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Pirates care for only a small number of very specific things. Their ship, a strong drink, and booty....both kinds #DoesThisCountAsPhilosophy

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Work and toil, sweat for gold. To earn my keep, or so I'm told

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@Helix101_Gaming well my good man, I'm doing fantastically. About to sip some hot cider and enjoy the warmth of the #TairLair and yourself?

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@VixSkullz how does a reaper pull off a combo? She executes it #putsOnShades #YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH

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If I leave my grin behind remind me that we're all mad here. And that's ok

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@warriorsweb @FourHitCombo Alright, count me in! #comboFinisher

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I shall be packing up my copious bottles of rum and docking my airship over @tairisinuse abode. Moving in with a demon! #ToTheTairLair

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@tairisinuse I am as much a fan of tasty food as I am of clever wordplay, thank you my good demon #MeatPuns

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My batch of smoked hams looks like it came out great. Time for a taste test #BiteTheHamThatFeeds

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Here's to my first batch of bacon #Capn'sCooking #bacon #Tair'sFavoriteThingToHate

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I wonder what @VixSkullz would look like with her hood down.... or at least with a haircut

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Sometimes, I wish pokemon battle music would play when I run into somebody I don't like