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I made this so I'd stop spamming the group chat. (they/them)

[A @4SH37]

I'm sick of "hanging out" who wants to go outside and play?

[A @4SH37]

Re-downloading and opening my email attachment to double check that I am not sending a bomb threat or a copy of my driver's license instead of the homework.

[A @4SH37]

I am a machine that turns paper clips into functionless paper clips.

[A @4SH37]

Me learning that I'm not the youngest person at my new job.

[A @4SH37]

@wackywizardz Three houses is probably my most played game! It's so good. There's a new one coming in September.

[A @4SH37]

@wackywizardz I'm playing tactics while my brother plays fe3h and his game is so much more dopamine generating.

[A @4SH37]

Day after hosting a party dinner is Crudités off of paper plates.

[A @4SH37]

@wackywizardz He has dog who lived at the shelter for too long energy.

[A @4SH37]

The people taking over Pittsburgh right now are the furries.

[That radical social work chick @sandinistaoliva]

This teen takeover nonsense in Pittsburgh is BULLSHIT. The kids aren’t even doing anything. Two pools closed down early yesterday because there were “too many teenagers” there. It was like 150 degrees out yesterday. WHAT DO YOU WANT THEM TO DO?

[A @4SH37]

Do you think any of the dancers in the enhanced games musical numbers are on steroids? @enhanced_games

[A @4SH37]

When we were really young, my mom basically conditioned us to shame smokers we saw randomly on the street.

Imagine getting antagonized by three fourth-graders outside a Red Robin at 5 PM on a Friday.

I wonder if we're part of anyone's quitting story.

[A @4SH37]

Me and my boyfriend in Tomodachi life.

[A @4SH37]

Tomodachi life forgot about triplets.

[A @4SH37]

Short story books I made for a midterm.

[A @4SH37]

It's his birthday today 🎉🎉 We are celebrating this weekend.

[A @4SH37]

One day, my great-grandchildren will treat these tweets like the letters I found from my grandma to her mother.

[A @4SH37]

Not a bad movie. Barely bisexual.

[A @4SH37]

You gays want me to watch a movie about tennis?

[A @4SH37]

#Rockbottom

[A @4SH37]

And so I told the curtain rod, "If you fall down on my head, I am going to kill myself."

[A @4SH37]

October