Hew "The Matt" Bird

I'm fly like Birds, get high like Birds.

[Hew "The Matt" Bird @4StringFenix]

@stevezaragoza Just wait until the sequel, Top Gun: Gun

[Hew "The Matt" Bird @4StringFenix]

@GloGodfrey Onions.

[Hew "The Matt" Bird @4StringFenix]

Even better, I was making those cups with frosting and Gummi worms that's like a play on dirt and worms 🤭

[Hew "The Matt" Bird @4StringFenix]

I have experienced the madness of baking a perfect cake, destroying it into little pieces with my bare hands, just to assemble it into a different cake form; all at the hour of 1am.
I have embraced pure Chaos and it tastes like chocolate pumpkin cake.
🎃

[Hew "The Matt" Bird @4StringFenix]

I fell asleep after work at 6:30 and took an unintentional five hour nap. I woke up hungry and ate baby carrots and a white claw at 11:30pm for dinner. Decided I'd play Animal Crossing until I got tired again.

Welcome to my 30's, I guess? 😂

[Hew "The Matt" Bird @4StringFenix]

@SullivanKing @Subtronics @levelupdub Fucking hell ���🤣😭

[Hew "The Matt" Bird @4StringFenix]

@Goins2DaJohn IT'S BEEN-ONE TWEET 😂

[Hew "The Matt" Bird @4StringFenix]

Things heard at an EDM show in 2021:
Oh my God, I can't belive this is happening again! Thank you! Thank you so much!

(A group of friends screaming happy birthday in the middle of a set)

LET'S GOO!

Hey my guy, do you need some water?

I'm pretty sure someone saw God tonight.

[Hew "The Matt" Bird @4StringFenix]

@GloGodfrey @Spotify Such a banger 💙💙💙

[Hew "The Matt" Bird @4StringFenix]

I just successfully pulled off a 619 move as a Dwarf Fighter in my D&D campaign. Finished it off with a perfect attack roll 💪😎
Tonight, I'll go to bed happy.

[Hew "The Matt" Bird @4StringFenix]

Sometimes you just gotta open up your binder of Pokémon cards and remind yourself of a happier, more simple time.

[RΞZZ @OfficialRezz]

If you are introspective , self aware and have empathy & compassion for others , you’re extremely hot to me

[Hew "The Matt" Bird @4StringFenix]

Bow to the fucking King. Paying homage to the greats, it's hard not to rt

[Sullivan King 🩸 @SullivanKing]

This the scream that made 13 year old me question my entire existence lol

RIP Chester💜

[Sullivan King 🩸 @SullivanKing]

This the scream that made 13 year old me question my entire existence lol

RIP Chester💜

[Hew "The Matt" Bird @4StringFenix]

@SullivanKing @Excision @BernieSanders @SubsidiaRecords THE FUCK?! PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T FAKE NEWS!

[Hew "The Matt" Bird @4StringFenix]

I clicked on that Instagram ad for a witches hat once... ONCE. I just wanted to know if they had one for wizards, and now I'm tormented with ads about hats for women. Forget that I can complain on one social media about another, this sucks!

... I still don't have a wizard hat 😭

[Hew "The Matt" Bird @4StringFenix]

It's nice to know this year has been, beginning-to-end, pretty shitty. I was getting worried that Christmas was too good to be true 😂 but there's relief and security in consistency.

[Hew "The Matt" Bird @4StringFenix]

Watch GloriaGodfrey with me on Twitch! https://t.co/81glPfoLPd

Tell her that Bird sent ya 🦅

[Hew "The Matt" Bird @4StringFenix]

Please go follow, subscribe, watch, and say Hi to my bestie! She's worked hard to develop a streaming show and you're all sleeping on it. She talks about current events, package/subscription review, to good ole gaming, she is on every Monday.

[Hew "The Matt" Bird @4StringFenix]

So, I met my daily step goal when I was about to get back in my truck from getting beer. Now... I'm not saying that after a long day of work I deserved this beer, or that it was meant to be, but...
😏 My step goal though.