Congratulations Class of 2025. It's the first of many victories to come on the journey to your band of gold. And remember:
It's never too late to quit.
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Senior Mentors it's your job to guide your knobbies out of their bigotry.
...and to write essays longer than five paragraphs. 'Cause the defunct SC public education system sure didn't.
New Seasoning Drops Tomorrow you salty, salty Sardines!
"Give me your tired, your naughty,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming tours.
Send these, the homeless, battalion-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside these sallyports"
Get Ready for a 2nd Season for a 2nd Semester, Sardines! We got a whole new batch of hosts for you: Kim, Page, Salena's, and of course your Perennial host Metzy-poo.