Dear Liberal Retards,
What the hell is wrong with you people?
You've been screeching for the last year that Donald Trump is a pedophile, clutching your ovaries like it's some ironclad fact handed down from a higher power.
But here's the brutal truth:
You have zero evidence. None. Zip. Zilch.
Just an endless parade of photoshopped memes, AI-generated garbage, and cherry-picked clips from the Epstein files that your short yellow bus klan regurgitates like gospel.
You saw a blurry image on Bluesky, decided it was proof, and ran with it.
You built your entire worldview on lies, half-truths, and outright fabrications.
What's pathetic is how easily you swallow it all. You're so good at it, you should change your name to Kamala.
Trump said "beautiful" about a teenager at a pageant once? Boom, pedo!
He flew on a plane with Epstein years ago, like dozens of other elites? Instant conviction in your fevered minds.
But did he visit Epstein Island like Clinton?
Was he photographed in a swimming pool with Ghislaine Maxwell like Clinton?
Was he photographed getting a massage by an Epstein victim like Clinton?
What's that, retard? Can't hear you?
Never mind the lack of victims coming forward with credible claims against him specifically, or court records showing no such charges sticking.
You don't care about facts. You're a deranged lunatic. You believe in the narrative because it feels good to paint your enemy as a monster.
You're in a cult.
You've marinated in so much bullshit, like the Russian collusion hoax, the fine people hoax, bleach injections, kids in cages (recycled from Obama) that you've lost the ability to distinguish reality from delusion.
Delusions aren't cute.
They're a mental health crisis.
There's a number you can call for that.
But since you won't get treated, I fully support rounding up every one of you in this country starting with the most vocal white women, and institutionalizing you like we did in the 1960s.
Straight jackets, padded rooms, heavy medication regimens to quiet the voices in your heads.
No more letting delusions dictate elections, policy, or culture.
Wake up or get committed. Your choice.
The adults are done pretending this is normal.
In freedom,
Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA
American kids don't need participation trophies, they need dodgeball injuries and the truth that life rewards the strong, not the sensitive.
Toughen up.
Today's Unpleasant Truths:
Bernie Sanders is a millionaire socialist who hates millionaires
Kamala Harris got where she is by climbing the political ladder the old-fashioned way
Chuck Schumer hasn't had an original thought since 1995
George Floyd was more Native American than Elizabeth Warren
Hillary Clinton deleted more emails than most people send in a lifetime
American women invented the modern badass female: Rosie the Riveter, Wonder Woman, and soccer moms with AR-15s in the minivan.
Weak victimhood is for blue-haired feminists with hairy armpits.
Dear Liberal Retards,
What the hell is wrong with you people?
You've been screeching for the last year that Donald Trump is a pedophile, clutching your ovaries like it's some ironclad fact handed down from a higher power.
But here's the brutal truth:
You have zero evidence. None. Zip. Zilch.
Just an endless parade of photoshopped memes, AI-generated garbage, and cherry-picked clips from the Epstein files that your short yellow bus klan regurgitates like gospel.
You saw a blurry image on Bluesky, decided it was proof, and ran with it.
You built your entire worldview on lies, half-truths, and outright fabrications.
What's pathetic is how easily you swallow it all. You're so good at it, you should change your name to Kamala.
Trump said "beautiful" about a teenager at a pageant once? Boom, pedo!
He flew on a plane with Epstein years ago, like dozens of other elites? Instant conviction in your fevered minds.
But did he visit Epstein Island like Clinton?
Was he photographed in a swimming pool with Ghislaine Maxwell like Clinton?
Was he photographed getting a massage by an Epstein victim like Clinton?
What's that, retard? Can't hear you?
Never mind the lack of victims coming forward with credible claims against him specifically, or court records showing no such charges sticking.
You don't care about facts. You're a deranged lunatic. You believe in the narrative because it feels good to paint your enemy as a monster.
You're in a cult.
You've marinated in so much bullshit, like the Russian collusion hoax, the fine people hoax, bleach injections, kids in cages (recycled from Obama) that you've lost the ability to distinguish reality from delusion.
Delusions aren't cute.
They're a mental health crisis.
There's a number you can call for that.
But since you won't get treated, I fully support rounding up every one of you in this country starting with the most vocal white women, and institutionalizing you like we did in the 1960s.
Straight jackets, padded rooms, heavy medication regimens to quiet the voices in your heads.
No more letting delusions dictate elections, policy, or culture.
Wake up or get committed. Your choice.
The adults are done pretending this is normal.
In freedom,
Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA
The Second Amendment exists so we can tell the government to F off.
Every mass shooting is tragic, but disarming law-abiding Americans because of criminals and psychos is how tyrants win.
Come and take them, see how that works out.
Every time liberals blame "poverty and guns" for urban violence, the FBI tables show Black offenders dominate murder and robbery arrests far beyond population share.
American women invented the modern badass female: Rosie the Riveter, Wonder Woman, and soccer moms with AR-15s in the minivan.
Weak victimhood is for blue-haired feminists with hairy armpits.