mike ward

Brand Spanker. Hired Pun. Namer Of Things & Writer Of Stuff. DC Improv Best Drinking Story winner. Retired Spider mascot & comic. Minivan pilot. #BillsMafia

[mike ward @4wardCreative]

I want to thank my fam for allowing me to put them out there, again & again. A family leveling up to a 5-pack — against the backdrop of #Coronavirus, #VirtualLearning, chaos, upheaval & a #BuffaloBills Super Bowl run. Read all about it: https://t.co/8UVUKbI6nx #parenting #dadlife

[Labatt Blue Light @LabattUSA]

Sabres in 7.

[mike ward @4wardCreative]

This. Is. My. Life. https://t.co/UcErYfmep8

#AI #RobotApocalypse #rva #writerslife

[mike ward @4wardCreative]

My latest Substack column: https://t.co/fkTHx97Tcb

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'Thursday Column' Substack #2 is out: Father-son bonding, a return to church & bad decisions in hairstyles. Thanks for reading + subscribing! Cheers!!

https://t.co/39CWcr2nJI

#Family #Faith #Religion #DadLife

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I started a Substack: #ThursdayColumn, harkening back to my days as a sophomoric college newspaper columnist. Appreciate any reads, shares or even subscribes. Thanks & cheers!

A Red-Hot Midsummer American Fever Dream https://t.co/JXP6tZpZiL

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My wife is too nice. I don't want to be mean, so let the disaster of switching from @Verizon to @TMobile be a cautionary tale. 2 store visits & ~7 hrs. on phone — all 4 devices finally working. Won't honor rate they quoted (reason we switched) & 0 gift cards (promised). #Regret

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@RVACoffeeStain I think we need an in-depth, investigative review of the relative claw strength, prize value, etc. Can enlist some retired grandparents and dads with with partial custody as boots on the ground.

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@AmericanAir @kfarrell77 Anxious to hear how they try and fix this. Please send me details. #TravelWriter

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@RVACoffeeStain Thought 💯 real. Next time add something like, “Saw Spiders beat Rams at the Coliseum.” Then totally faked

[mike ward @4wardCreative]

@HiltonHonors Sounds like you guys came through and did the right thing. Much appreciated. I won't bolt for Bonvoy just yet... cheers!

[mike ward @4wardCreative]

My folks were lifelong @HiltonHonors fans. It's in my siblings' DNA — always picking @HiltonHotels. But when u accuse her — a 100% non-smoker — of smoking at @EmbassyPGA & charging her a ton, the passion for your brand turns to vitriol. Be decent, please. Who can help? #Hilton

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Ughm. I know Virginia outlawed some *adult sites* but this was unexpected…

[Busch Gardens Williamsburg @BuschGardensVA]

300 likes and we’ll share the BBW train. 👀

[mike ward @4wardCreative]

@BuschGardensVA This had to be on purpose... Right? If not, keep a printout of Urban Dictionary beside your AP Style Guide. And thanks for the laugh :) good luck and Godspeed.

[mike ward @4wardCreative]

@kfarrell77 @dominos @PapaJohns I mean… you ordered from @dominos. @PapaJohns and @SHAQ wouldn’t do you like that.

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@salmaiorana I think you actually take pleasure in it…

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#GoBills #BillsMafia #RIPPitBull

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TIME TO DROP THE HAMMER.

#billsmafia #gobills

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#Billsmafia on a budget... #GoBills

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@JollyBuffalo77 @steveaustinBSR @WWE @WWEUniverse @BuffaloBills @BuiltInBuffalo_ @LabattUSA Present.

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@RealSkipBayless Hey @RealSkipBayless, wanna bet $1.5 million they don’t even get the chance? Go hairstylists and #GoBills!

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@JeremyWGR Vincent “I’ll Wash Your Sauce Pan With My Hair” Testaverde