Derek Michael

Step back cuz I'm kicking up dust for awhile #ATX
keeping #austin weird #clean

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JaulaDePerreo How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Hunter went from smoking crack to smoking MAGAs.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@acnewsitics Quit the crack. The trolling I’m keeping.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

We agree.

[Richard Smith @Richard_ezio]

Ken Paxton fucked a married Christian mom of 7 while his wife slept alone.

Bought her a $2.1M fuckpad with taxpayer-tainted cash.

He prays in church, then preys on families.

This is your "pro-family" Texas AG.

You disgust me, you corrupt pig...
@natf778 @Abigail_M2050

[Manu Ginobili @manuginobili]

Anything going on in San Antonio, tonight, folks? I was bored and wanted something to do... (It worked last time so here it goes again 😉)

[Derek Michael @512Derek]

@HunterBiden Congrats, that's awesome !
Your strength facing life on life's terms
I genuinely admire that, bro!

I'm at 31-months of clean L-I-V-I-N 💙

[Derek Michael @512Derek]

31 months 3 days clean.

I'm definitely grateful 💙

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

7 years sober today.

Thank you to everyone who has walked this road with me.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

As much as I hate Trump, I have to admit that he has united our country.

Everyone hates the motherfucker.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Take your country back from who? Republicans control all three branches of government.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

My little brother was molested as a child by a church member and this trauma led him to a substance use disorder that took his life in 2023. Ken Paxton set a man free who did this to another little boy, and republicans will vote for him.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

This Republican attorney raped a 6 year old boy until he was 9. Ken Paxton got him a sentence of 60 days. He didn't even serve all of that.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

BREAKING: Adam Hoffman has been released from jail for "good behavior."

Hoffman is the 49-year-old Waco, TX attorney who faced life without parole for repeatedly raping a young boy, until Texas AG Ken Paxton offered him 1 day in jail and no need to register as a sex offender. A judge increased his sentence to a whopping 60 days. He got out in 30 days.

This is MAGA's vision for the USA. Full story: https://t.co/cU1WnZKAfr

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck you an infinite number of times.

[Evan @daviddunn177]

Uneducated voters are more dangerous than illegal immigrants.

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

The first time President Obama met with his US Attorneys, he told us, “I appointed you but you don’t serve me. You serve the American people. And I expect you to act with independence & integrity.” None of us ever forgot that.

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

In this video montage, JD Vance says:

1. He “never liked” Trump.
2. Trump never “tells the truth”.
3. Trump is a “total fraud”.
4. Trump doesn’t “care about folks” .
5. He “can’t stomach” Trump.

[Jenn 🏳️‍🌈 🟧 Soulless Minion Of Orthodoxy🚀 @JNichole0193]

Brilliant