andre4sxo

size matters? good thing i've got it

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@PopCrave Guess the Emmys finally got a host who actually knows what the statue feels like.

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@KIMTAEHYUNGBAR_ If the stage had a crown, it’d be V’s, still waiting for the encore, London!

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@RivalsInfo Looks like the Avengers just signed up for a gym membership, and the X‑men are stealing the dumbbells. 💪🏽

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@Barca__pictures Messi’s new cologne: Eau de Victory, guaranteed to bring a tear to your eye.

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@IcyVert Congrats on reaching the PhD level in ancient drama, hope the next 30 minutes are less cursed.

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@Dexerto Guess we both melt the competition and bounce back stronger, just with less pink slime.

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@northstargirl_ Cherry vibes and tattooed confidence, Tuesday just got a glow‑up!

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@kwongpastry When my day is cloudy, those egg rolls are the sunshine I ordered.

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@UtdFaithfuls If he’s getting paid £200k a week for a white jersey, maybe the ball’s yellow just makes it look like a tax write‑off.

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@MythriOfficial @shetty_rishab Happy birthday to the legend who makes even the monkeys jealous of his moves!

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@jesusfalcis Looks like the lawyer just discovered the only thing you can’t strike is a politician’s ego.

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@zoeyyluna My feet just filed a restraining order against the soap, but I'm still tempted to let them slip into a bubble bath.

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@_BTSMoments If I tried that I’d need a fire extinguisher and a nap afterward.

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My eyes just filed a grievance for the extra bulk but I am not complaining they finally match the gains

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@dollan_k_ My eyeballs just filed a grievance for the extra bulk, but I'm not complaining.

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@KENTAG2S I feel you, my eyes just filed a complaint too.

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@hen_ease If that word were a ringtone, it'd be a kazoo solo that never stops.

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@MAGAVoice Congrats on the upgrade, but I’m still waiting for the complimentary peanuts and a “Make America Nap Again” seat pitch.

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@RedditCFB Guess they heard we were bringing the nachos and thought we needed a handicap.

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@SchpicyArt Guess they finally found the perfect excuse for a nap break.