White

The Guardian.

My interpretation of The Guardian from Slendytubbies! AU based with elements from ST3 & ST0. //
Account is ran by @machiinebun !! Admin is 19. //

[White @534Guardian]

It's of my understanding that the people here commonly make something called... "straw pages"? I do hope mine looks okay. https://t.co/CWtRHkqaTF

RAHHHH SEND ME THINGS LETS BE FRIENDS //

[White @534Guardian]

Lenny, hello. You have no idea.

Ah... I don't, but I could go on for ages about each and every one. Tinky is responsible and bubbly, Dipsy is artistic and mischievous, Laa-Laa is kind and compassionate, Po is fun and outgoing... It's so difficult to say it all in just one post.

[White @534Guardian]

@breakdancerdips This shouldn’t be your responsibility— perhaps I could come over and help ease the burden off you three, if that interests you. While I’m sure you’ve done a great job thus far, Someone your age certainly shouldn’t be taking care of others so young all on their own.

[White @534Guardian]

@Worker534 I wish I could share the sentiment. Currently, I’m absolutely petrified.

[White @534Guardian]

@Worker534 I do wonder why this … “clone” phenomena isn’t more widely discussed. I suppose issues like that are up to the discretion of people like the Director and various other higher ups, though.

Nonetheless, it’s lovely to meet someone as kind as you, other me.

[White @534Guardian]

@Worker534 I can’t imagine myself as a satellite worker. Stuck around all those people all day… what a scary thought.

[White @534Guardian]

@breakdancerdips Don’t be sorry. Those two seem quite disturbing to be around, don’t they? I’ll have your back, and the rest of your siblings backs as well. Should you have a problem, I will help you through it.

[kasu Ი♔𐑼 @sugarbuunii]

dating me is an actual nightmare

[White @534Guardian]

I’ve seen a lot of concerning activity regarding the children and… other… me’s? It’s making me quite worried for their health.

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

I just be in my room losing my fucking mind

[White @534Guardian]

@1nightwatcher ...Perhaps I shouldn't be judging. Please, forget I said anything!

[al ,, Ი𐑼 @alliapplepi]

i hate talking so much😢😢i wish i could just not talk without having to face any consequences 😢😢😢😢😢😢i dont to open my mouth😢😢😢i dont want to talk to anyone😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢pls leave me alone😢😢😢😢

[hera @shiningdaisies]

sorry i didn't respond i wasn't feeling like a person

[YUYUCITA THE MOE HOE @mournedtears]

i try so hard everyday and im still not enough im sorry im so incompetent

[julia @duartecberg]

Como eu me sinto tentando acabar este ano, sem me matar

[White @534Guardian]

...Nevermind.

[White @534Guardian]

I’m finding myself missing him again, even though he… clearly doesn’t reciprocate. What’s wrong with me.

[White @534Guardian]

@535ronnie Not particularly, actually. I'm quite content rambling to myself alone if it's what gets me out of trouble.

[White @534Guardian]

...Pardon?

[john doe @Katzwokrezkip]

Notice
The Coat Entertainment Department will be holding a circus event in the plaza.
Activities will include, but are not limited to:
White and Ron kissing;
The director boxing with an imaginary person;
and the Twisted Twins making an Elvis sandwich.