543TheNook

We're completely sober, we're just really weird people.

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Home is where the Panch is ❤️ @pancheros #burritolove

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This degree is brought to you by @pancheros #gradquotes

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Your first rejection? Girl, welcome to the club. I'm the president. #jobsearchgrind

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"Pirates are mobsters of the sea, so..." #TheNook #guesswho #thisiswhatyougetat1am

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"Next week, I'm gonna be a better me!" #latenightgoals

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"There are 2 types of hipsters: The ones that appear in Teen Vogue, and the ones that burn Teen Vogue."

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"It's the guy from 'My Name is Earl,' but I can't remember his name." #irony

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"I only have cheese to my name." -@LaVieEnPrep #weneedtogoshopping

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"So you would be a nice arsonist" #guesswho #TheNook

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"She totally used to do pageants. Just picture her in a crown and a sash....talking about poverty." #TheNook #GuessWho #TheBachelor

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'Have you seen a koala in the morning, though?' #whosaidit #GalentinesDay

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"Don't get it twisted, Ms. Apple Thang!"
"Dang, the orchard be poppin'!" #MsAppleThang

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Dear Twitter,
Meet Ms. Apple Thang.
Sincerely,
@543TheNook

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How many engineers does it take to open a bottle of wine? #TheNook #WineWednesday

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#guesswho just spent $25 on cookies? #543TheNook

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J: "Just realized have a 44-page reading assignment due tomorrow."
A: "You can knock that out in an hour!"
J: "But I don't waaant to..."

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"Ugh. Who knew a girl could love a @justinbieber doll so much?" #guesswho #secretsantanaileditthisyear

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"Um, guys... um, Jesus, and stuff... Remember?"

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"Here's a pooper scooper. Get your sh*t together." #GuessWho

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@kristianbell4 At ease, soldier