Sarah Schuster

I'm sarcastic and not exciting. If you build it they will come.

[Sarah Schuster @54R4H]

What's up, idiots, I mean twits.

[Sarah Schuster @54R4H]

@Jerkwheatery doge?

[Sarah Schuster @54R4H]

@scottymac in movies the earth always gets invaded by aliens who want to destroy us. I imagine real life going the opposite way.

[Sarah Schuster @54R4H]

. @derek_hodnett

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[Sarah Schuster @54R4H]

Botanical Interests Gardener’s Pack Giveaway http://t.co/VirSwmvh1K via @GardenJunkie1

[Sarah Schuster @54R4H]

Hello you idiots.

[Sarah Schuster @54R4H]

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[John @lowrenders]

during their press conference this morning, marvel announced more movies. "we wanted to make more money," said a spokesperson.

[Sarah Schuster @54R4H]

@TabbyLanning Taz, so funny. I'm scrolling through Twitter and Ellie sees this picture and goes Uh Momma, I didn't like that guy. Lol

[Sarah Schuster @54R4H]

@derek_hodnett hi how are you? How is Terracon? Look at my cow

[Sarah Schuster @54R4H]

http://t.co/N2v3BuqHsH.

[Sarah Schuster @54R4H]

@starholder78 @Mariobatali my husband would kill me. The things we grow are precious to us and our wallets :) it's gotta be eaten!

[Sarah Schuster @54R4H]

@Mariobatali what can I do with leftover mashed rutabaga? Already served as a side and on top of shepherds pie. Had a bumper crop this year.

[Sarah Schuster @54R4H]

. @derek_hodnett

[Sarah Schuster @54R4H]

@TabbyLanning Cheetah Girls? Cheeeeetahhhhh!

[Sarah Schuster @54R4H]

@TabbyLanning hippy barthday. I'm eating the rest of your cookie cheesecake.

[Sarah Schuster @54R4H]

What is Twitter?

[Sarah Schuster @54R4H]

I’m inviting you to open a shop on Etsy. Use my link to list your first items free. http://t.co/jrPn5XUari via @Etsy

[Sarah Schuster @54R4H]

Why is it still snowing.