David Milloy

Litigation lawyer turned writer, erstwhile podcaster, inventor of the JTTFS test, multiple WBC* Champion, non-stereotypical vegan.

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In other news, I am about to start work on a new book. This one isn't about cars.

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@CorriganMJ I couldn't possibly comment but some might say that you're being unfair. On shithouses, that is.

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@CorriganMJ I have a brick wall I can ship down to you if required. It's in fine condition except for a head-shaped hole.

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@CorriganMJ I understand the depth of your feelings on the matter but surely there must be a better option than clobbering your Johnson with a slab of woodworm-infested school furniture...

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@CorriganMJ The game's afoot, whatever that means.

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@CorriganMJ You sure they said Beagle? We've got a Foxhound and I wouldn't put anything past him...

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@CorriganMJ Was she entering or exiting a pub?

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@CorriganMJ I don't blame you. Mind you, there used to be a decent pub, the name of which I forget, not far from Euston Square. It's probably now gone.

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@CorriganMJ @cjsnowdon I'll go against the grain by offering two tracks that never cease to make me smile: Wunderbar and Swords of a Thousand Men, both by Tenpole Tudor.

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Dunno about that, Matthew. The North Sea was a bit choppy today...

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@CorriganMJ @manairport Well, at least they haven't stolen the toilet bowl...

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@CorriganMJ https://t.co/ix4OumqOJ9

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@CorriganMJ I just had to go and check it out, didn't I. Not a mistake I'll be making again...

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@CorriganMJ Likely????

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@AutoExpress Great, unquestionably. Better than Gandini, no.

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@CorriganMJ Ah, that may depend on the pub's prices. A pal of mine and I had to fork out £13 for two cans of beer whilst attending a gig last week. It wouldn't have been so bad if it had been a decent beer or even if it had been cold...

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There was a lot to like about Kevin Keegan as a player, manager, and man. His was a life well lived. May he rest in peace.

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This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone. So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏https://t.co/1stbtsNZG1