Saucerian Lifehacks 🌌

Hairy biped

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I hope Casper and the Ghostly Trio are coming only to Pizza Hut this summer

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven?

A. Because seven has a sharp corner on it 💁‍♀️

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I'm actually really fucking good at comprehending manmade horrors

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There will be many strange sky appearances, as we have often told you before in these meetings. Watch for them.

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Initiation

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Was the part in the addams family theme song that says "their house is a museum" just a mistake??
Their house is a haunted house.

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Who gets more bitches on ther dick

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Im about to eat this whole cup of extremely toxic copper salts

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I just got a text notification from the bowling alley that they have 10 pound balls

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He's called joe buyden because if he saw a bunch of helpless baby animals he'd buy the den right out from under them

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They're making a movie called A Talking Cat: Unlimited where the cat can talk to people an unlimited number of times instead of only once

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The Earth will soon be changed. Man is not growing properly.

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Wizard seinfeld: Gotta pick my 16 year old girlfriend up from young magicians academy lol

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Wizard Seinfeld: What's the deal with incantations? They produce magical effects, but someone went and put "can't" right in the name; they should call them in-CAN-tations!

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Q. What do you call cheese that isn't free?

A. Nacho Libre

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Aint no rune says a dog can't play basketball

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@TalesOfBeyond The brimstone odor seems related to the process of entering our dimension, my suspicion is that hydrogen sulfide is somehow formed spontaneously out of atmospheric sulfur compounds; might we not expect unique reaction kinetics at a portal/portal-surroundings boundary?

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Has anyone ever considered/explored what if the Muppets were fucked up?