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here is the best song to listen to on repeat ever is Aphex Twin's 4.

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You don't get many people are legit buying the brie and grape on granary per day?

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Report in when I stopped outside my house my front wheel fell off.

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for me the short straw here, being Geri.

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shout out to a secretary nearby with a bikini and a whiteboard #BIKINIS

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two cakes have been sent into the office and yet I have to sort my own monobrow out.

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definitely had too much to read Infinite Jest again.

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LOOK AT LIL BUB WINKING:

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this is your last chance to read my fan fiction

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Roshe earlier, myself included: erectile dysf-CROTCH HOLES I MEAN CROTCH HOLES #CROTCHHOLES

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why is there not a website called numbersincontext which lets you type that?

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DO YOU WANT ME TO LIKE YOU, MATCH OF THE DAY, ELECTROCUTE ALAN HANSEN.

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this idiot is watching volunteer marshalls excitedly break up again #SOMANYBEERS

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Having this big tin of Quality Street and then literally join a gym in January.

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HEY LADIES, guess I now have to move

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GUESS WHO JUST GOT SINISTER

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I am officially going to Shut Up About It, the Joel Golby Story

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good luck keeping me awake until I die.

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22-year-old me is having a WEEK.

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just bought a Monmouth coffee and DID NOT NEED A 'TWIST' TAKE ME OUT TO DIE.