@mxta_twts Give over! He’s gone on loan! Did we give Jordi cruyff, Donny VDB, Dong fangzhou send offs for going on loan??
His lack of commitment over last year (at least) hasn’t warranted a proper game let alone a farewell game!
@MufcWonItAll2@ManUtd Dedicated?? Not a word I’d use especially this last year-18 month!
Maybe the £300k+ a week he’s earned for god knows how long since he actually put a shift in is a nice enough send off!
I think united should be thanking villa for paying majority of it for next 5 months!
What’s he gonna take away next to cover keeping this lot??
Im sure all the doctors, dentists, surgeons and specialists on these boats will all soon be helping give back to the country to ease its shortages as a thankyou (or maybe not)
BREAKING: 973 people in 17 boats crossed the English Channel on Saturday - the highest number this year.
The figure beats the previous record for 2024 - which was 882 people on 18 June.
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https://t.co/X5T9T3sKS2
What a prick! Let’s go after those who actually deserve something! Country completely fucked!! Why not just cut asylum budget and keep our elderly warm??
Ed Miliband says Labour axing the Winter Fuel Allowance was “the right thing to do”
It saved £1.4billion/year
We spend £6.6 billion/year on asylum
£8billion/year on dole for immigrants
Perhaps axing those costs first would be “the right thing to do?”
Keir Starmer just before elections: "Pensioners deserve security in retirement".
Keir Starmer post election: Takes away their heating and targeting their bus passes.
Disgusting little man.
Did you know there is a tourist hot spot near Las Vegas that’s attracting more visitors than ever.
Why?
Because it’s claimed it’s where the 1969 moon landings were filmed.
Of course that’s just a wild conspiracy theory though.
@conno86 Shocking isn’t it lad might not be 1st choice but at least he shows he bloody cares, other clubs would have been taking £35m minimum! Fair play to lad tho wish him well!
Sorry Jermaine Jenas but That’s a school boy error at the BBC, in that you shoulda been texting school boys, you would have got a pay rise.
#huwedwards#JermaineJenas#bbc#DefundTheBBC
A day in the life of an English man.
Picture this, you’re in london, it costs more than you earn to live here, you slowly accumulate debt, you cant afford a holiday so you just use drugs to escape.
The weathers shit & the people that live here hate each other with a passion but you cant afford to leave.
You wake up one morning to you find out your tax is going up after ulez, the cost of living crisis, energy prices & interest rates have eat the last bit of spending money that was left from your monthly wage.
While you’re sat on the toilet reading tweets from the metropolitan police about online trolls a swat team smashes through the bathroom window, past you on the shitter & arrests your 11 year old son for shouting at a police officer.
Your sister rings you (she recently got fired from her job as a doctor for refusing to ask biological men if they are pregnant) & tells you grandma just froze to death because Keir Starmer gave her winter allowance to country on the other side of the planet that’s wealthy then us to help them with climate change.
It all gets a bit much so you go for a pint and try to relax by smoking a cigarette in the beer garden & find out its illegal & get barred.
So you decide to go for a walk to clear your mind & get violently stabbed to death.
The Guardian then plasters your face all over the news for randomly jumping on a perfectly good knife 54 times that was held by a choir boy.
Your sister tweets about it & gets nicked.
Your son comes out of prison & protests about it, but this time he shouts at a police horse, gets nicked but the prisons are too full, so they let out Ian Huntley to put him in back in.
Mad thing is, that don’t even sound far fetched now does it, its now all a perfectly believable turn of events 😂
@BGatesIsaPyscho@conno86 Give yourself a shake you silly women!!
What if 95% of staff at any work place have kids, are they all gonna get granted leave over school holiday period?? Never gonna happen so how about update things to 2024, everyone taken holidays in school holiday is never gonna work!!!