ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ

"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐'𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.
(𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘢𝘮!)"

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

˜”*°•.˜”*°• [ More info below. ]] •°*”˜.•°*”˜

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

"𝘜𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘰...

...𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙚-𝙙𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡!"

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

I can't wait for him to get so angsty he punches a hole through the time-space continuum. That was always my favorite part.

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

|| < Has not seen a single episode of the new season

[𝙅𝙊𝙉 𝙆𝙀𝙉𝙏 @sxilfirax]

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ❝ 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙚.
ᅠ 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙚. ❞

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

I'm not punk, I'm giving 70s secretary.

[𝑴𝒙𝒚𝒛𝒑𝒕𝒍𝒌 @ZrfffImp]

I’m just saying. You rock the Punk aesthetic well.

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

@ZrfffImp || SORRYYYYY theres a weird ass Twitter bug on mobile where tweets take like a day to send lol, so, I ended up writing this tweet and then it disappeared into the ether- so I forgot about it and rewrote it on desktop! I swear I wasn't trying to double reply

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

Kinda what?

[𝑴𝒙𝒚𝒛𝒑𝒕𝒍𝒌 @ZrfffImp]

Honestly, it’s kinda….

,,,,,,,

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

You're a single man. Do as you please.

[𝑴𝒙𝒚𝒛𝒑𝒕𝒍𝒌 @ZrfffImp]

Gizpy if we ARE Getting divorced can I at least get evil Kara’s number

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

Wait, what? We're getting divorced?

You know when you divorce someone, you're at least supposed to notify them, Mxysptlk.

[𝑴𝒙𝒚𝒛𝒑𝒕𝒍𝒌 @ZrfffImp]

Since I 𝑨𝑴 getting divorced, might aswell see if any other cosmic entities are 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒏 on that stark website ✨

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

Ugh, those glasses are extremely tacky. And those boots? What am I thinking...

[𝙻𝚘𝚒𝚜 𝙻𝚊𝚗𝚎 (𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛) 🌌(🤰🏽event) @LeagueLeader_]

Damn @ZrfffImp, your soon-to-be ex-wife is incredibly hot! 🔥

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

....Divorced? We're getting divorced?

The bare minimum you could've done was let me know about it!

[𝑴𝒙𝒚𝒛𝒑𝒕𝒍𝒌 @ZrfffImp]

Since I 𝑨𝑴 getting divorced, might aswell see if any other cosmic entities are 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒏 on that stark website ✨

[🦇C A S S🦇 @empatheticcain]

"Mediocre for a lifetime... or perfect for a year?"

Cassandra Cain.

Independent Portrayal.

No lewd on TL.

Bad at pinneds, even on my main.

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

Sandfucker

[𝑴𝒙𝒚𝒛𝒑𝒕𝒍𝒌 @ZrfffImp]

Let me be a LITTLE whimsical

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

Please, you're fucking the sand.

[𝑴𝒙𝒚𝒛𝒑𝒕𝒍𝒌 @ZrfffImp]

Life’s a beach, and I’m eating the sand ✨

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

I'll have sex with 'ya, sweetie!

[𝑴𝒙𝒚𝒛𝒑𝒕𝒍𝒌 @ZrfffImp]

(L**d m**e be hittin ngl)

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

And what have you done to earn a kiss from me lately?

Pfft... just kidding! Come here, Mxy.

[𝑴𝒙𝒚𝒛𝒑𝒕𝒍𝒌 @ZrfffImp]

I should kiss my wife

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

Who- uh, who is she??

[𝑴𝒙𝒚𝒛𝒑𝒕𝒍𝒌 @ZrfffImp]

(Oh my god bro)

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

Narrowed eyes.

[𝑴𝒙𝒚𝒛𝒑𝒕𝒍𝒌 @ZrfffImp]

EMMA FROST I AM NO LONGER FREE TONIGHT I HAVE A BOOKED SCHEDULE

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

Divorce.

[𝑴𝒙𝒚𝒛𝒑𝒕𝒍𝒌 @ZrfffImp]

Emma Frost I am free tonight ✨

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

Was this an April Fools Day joke?

[𝑴𝒙𝒚𝒛𝒑𝒕𝒍𝒌 @ZrfffImp]

Missing my wife hours

@5DGIZPY

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

--

"But surely, playing the same game over and over can get boring... Oh! What about Darkseid? Imagine breaking the person who thinks he has supreme power over the universe. C'monnnn." She tapped his shoulder, a stupid look on her face.

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

"Ughhhhh...." Gizpy groaned at the mention of Batmite. She enjoyed Mxy's whimsy, but he knew when to dial it back a bit. That... thing was just downright childish.

Back to the topic at hand...

--

[𝑴𝒙𝒚𝒛𝒑𝒕𝒍𝒌 @ZrfffImp]

The Imp would lean back in the couch, feet dangling off the edge as he snuggled into his wife’s embrace.

“Love the headspace you’re in, but eh… batman is more Batmite’s thing.

Remember him? He’s down the street from our house on Zrfff.

He’s a Batman FANBOY. I on the—