Five.

#parodytwt
Hi everyone. Five here. I go by He/Him and They/them. But anything else is fine.

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

Hey everyone. Heard everyone was using this app. I don't know why, but I'm here now.

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

@HEYYGUYS_ITSME Into the jail cell you go.

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

I was just sleeping.
Why in the world are those two doing THAT.

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

@GnarlySickDude I can't find them.

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

Where did...some of my books go...

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

@twelve_smc_alge What.

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

@HEYYGUYS_ITSME I am going to block you.

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

"They don't beat up people anymore!!" He said. "They're not that bad" he said.

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

That damned purple bastard.

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

What are they up to anyway...

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

@StealingUrShit Yeah right. Try.

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

I'd like to see you try!
And your message doesn't scare me either.

[TWENTY @StealingUrShit]

@GnarlySickDude UGH, FINE.
But I will make that fucker pay.

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

@StealingUrShit You're the purple fuck!

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

@StealingUrShit I knew it was you! And besides, you're just giving him flowers to make him get more attached to you!

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

@HEYYGUYS_ITSME I do! But a big idiot is NOT what I am!

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

Who's bright idea was it to say that. And the damned photo.

[osc flower shop! 🌷 @oscflowershop]

🩷➜ incoming delivery for... @5ive_Integer!
➜ 📩: "Nerd alert!!!"

➜ from: anonymous

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

@GnarlySickDude Well, I just think you simply deserve them.

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

@HEYYGUYS_ITSME NO? How dare you?!

[SEVEN (THE BEST ONE) @HEYYGUYS_ITSME]

#LMAO!!!!!! #IMAGINE!!! #SKILLISSUE!!!! #HAHA!!!! #LOL!!!!!!! #HILARIOUS!!!!! #DESERVED!!!!!!

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

@GnarlySickDude ?? How else am I supposed to respond to that

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

@GnarlySickDude Yes uh, I guess it is..

[Five. @5ive_Integer]

@GnarlySickDude Uh, yeah I did.