Jerry

I'm a mouse and I like listening to 5live

[Jerry @5liveMouse]

Sad news greets me about Tony Gubba. The voice of BBC sport for a long time #riptony

[Jerry @5liveMouse]

I've decided I dislike Justin Bieber immensely. He looks like he may wear Joop for Men.

[Jerry @5liveMouse]

@StephenNolan Any chance of chucking some crumbs my way Stephen on Friday night? I'll come to the casino with you if you do?!

[Jerry @5liveMouse]

Who is looking forward to the return of the 6 Nations this weekend? I for one can't wait! #eggchaser

[Jerry @5liveMouse]

@vickimead What a bonny chap he/she is!

[Jerry @5liveMouse]

Lazy weekend spent with nearest and dearest. What has everyone been up to?

[Jerry @5liveMouse]

@5liveMouse @Lashers12 Know how it is obviously. Haven't got my spectacles on!

[Jerry @5liveMouse]

@Lashers12 Hello lovely. Just scurrying. You know it is ;-)

[Jerry @5liveMouse]

@Ladyjmgray Sorry Lady Jayne. I've been hibernating! Are you Lady Jayne as in Lovejoy Antiques? If so I doff my cap to you.

[Jerry @5liveMouse]

Don't like bullies mouse lovers and my friend is getting it from a nasty sort. Rather partial to nibbling the younger varieties of fruit.

[Jerry @5liveMouse]

@charofthewood Just wanted to wish you all the luck in the world with @MrD_StBarts I've heard on the crap vine he's a bit of a cock!!!

[Jerry @5liveMouse]

Alright?

[Jerry @5liveMouse]

Just nearly lost my tail in a revolving door...No-one wants that to happen!

[Jerry @5liveMouse]

@AlanGSCreasey Good idea, they'll never suspect a thing. They look like the granola type!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Does a man have to be gay to marry another man? Can two straight blokes just get married for tax purposes? If not. WHY NOT? Let's do a march

[Jerry @5liveMouse]

Chewed through a door mat today at Media City. Don't imagine Peter Allan will be amused.

[Jerry @5liveMouse]

@annaefoster I really like Anna Foster. Always happy and giggling. Much like my all time fave @AasmahMir

[Jerry @5liveMouse]

And isn't it cold today Squeaks? PJ's and a nice fire for me tonight.

[Jerry @5liveMouse]

I appear to have lost a follower overnight, how thoroughly annoying....#crossmouse