Calvin Smith

I am... I did... And I will again

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HAPPY NEW BEERS!!!!!!

[Calvin Smith @5Nator]

So many Hollywood know-it-alls crying about climate change and the Paris accord. Why don't they give up their giant footprints?

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Siamese twins arrested after one turns the other in on allegations of suicide bomb plot.

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I will be right back after I create some new and astounding fake news...

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This just in...

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Love to see all the incredible accomplishments Trump has achieved.

[USA NEWS @USANEWS007]

RETWEET IF YOU Believe
Kathy Griffin should be charged for inciting/encouraging VIOLENCE towards our @POTUS !
https://t.co/QvvnZb3WZ7

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Damn those beavers

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Woke up this morning and was greeted with perfect vision. For about 3 seconds it was a miracle. I fell asleep with my glasses on.

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I just found a coupon for a discount on bacon and it was better than Christmas.

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It has been a while since last I tweeted. And yet I feel like it was yesterday.

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Just woke up out of an amazing dream one of the best I have ever had. I was dreaming I was sleeping.

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Introduction to the meth dealer next door #BadHousewarmingGifts

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#RNCRockAnthems sweet sweet city non Muslim woman

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I can't sleep alone #InsomniacSongs

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#UnwantedHalloweenTreats spam

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#UnwantedHalloweenTreats macaroniart

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#UnwantedHalloweenTreats monkeytoes

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#InBedASong I don't wanna miss a thing...in bed

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#RejectedCandleScents deadskunk