silver

tip your drivers

[silver @5terIing]

delivery shirt

[silver @5terIing]

HAPPY JOLABOKAFLOD

[silver @5terIing]

she coil on my head till i reach my quota

[˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ @bendergirlfrend]

Ordering one of these at the bar to take the edge off

[silver @5terIing]

i’m scared

[silver @5terIing]

where are the banana flavor lovers at

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

you have to stop. Your castle walls too tough. Your chainmail too different. Your wench is too bad. they'll kill you

[silver @5terIing]

its

[silver @5terIing]

everything will be going so good for me. and then a website that i frequent changes it’s user interface

[silver @5terIing]

@raspbirdie i need at least half a one dance

[silver @5terIing]

i need a one dance

[silver @5terIing]

is it just me or do you describe your favorite colour in detail to yourself but then when someone else asks what it is you’re just like “blue”

[silver @5terIing]

there are multiple photos across various wikipedia pages that i happen to be in the background of. let me know if you find me

[silver @5terIing]

something about people who listen to country music that makes me think they’ve got a thick social mask that every song adds a layer to and they become further and further removed from the self