Sprite Pepsi

Griffin McElroy is my best friend. He/Him

[Sprite Pepsi @603nowinAZ]

Just at 50 pizza rolls, here's my time. I will not be taking questions

[Anung Un Drama @spaceghost]

Government services should never even be looking at profits.

[Noah Karl🌏🌌🚀 🇪🇺🇩🇪 @NoahKarl1]

The difference between

"There used to be hot summers too."

and
climate crisis.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

They are desperate that we blame ANYTHING except capitalism.

[Frtc @MrFrtc]

Turtwig Edition ✍️

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Fun fact: Mitch McConnell has voted against practically every federal paid leave bill in existence

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

They’re destroying the books.
They’re destroying the museums.
They’re prosecuting the scientists.
They’re cutting down the forests.
They’re destroying the planet.

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Both sides are bad

The sides

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

Half the country thinks Netanyahu should be arrested when he's in US. Only a quarter think he shouldn't. Yet, 100% of anchors on TV think it's an outrageous idea. What a coincidence that everyone in national media is against what Americans think and in favor of what Israel wants.

[Rita Repulsive @myc0latt]

If i ever get back into dating and discover that someone i thought I'd really clicked with was using an ai assistant to manage our relationship the whole time i would kill myself in a way that redefines how the world thinks of suicide

[Tejas Kumar @TejasKumar_]

can’t believe i live in the timeline where we willingly burn our own library of alexandria

[Cecilia Freer @CeciliaFreer]

Physical books pulped, libraries closing, ebooks. Are we here?:
“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten” 1984, G Orwell
"Books were only one type of receptacle where we stored a lot of things we were afraid we might forget." Fahrenheit 451, R Bradbury

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Remember when you were told Israel wouldn’t a attack a hospital? Look at the date.

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

Oh

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Alan Ritchson: “Look at the politics we deal with. The White House is in ruins. A fucking UFC cage on the lawn and they just fucking do it and nobody says anything and no consequences. This fucking guy is just raping the world that he lives in for whatever gain he personally can have”

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

Anthropic admitted it in court.

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

So when we call them Nazis we’re right

[Rusty Shackleford @Gr33nOnions]

It was a really beautiful testament to the human spirit that during a global pandemic we all turned against each other, abandoned the environment, and decided to price gouge everyone