I've had a spiritual awakening and now go out of my way to put shopping carts in the most chaotic spot possible when done using them. Putting them back where they belong is so bourgeois
Cannot stop farting on this train. popping them off like I'm dual wielding mini Uzi's w/ extended mags & rapid fire in call of duty: modern warfare 2. And no one can stop me
Just went to rip a fart on the train that I thought was gonna be silent. That sucker bellowed like a foghorn down the aisle for nearly ten (10) seconds. Chicks in front of me laughed though