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That feeling when you're about to take a 7 and a half month long slumber. #honeyimhome

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I would tell you a joke, but it might be too cheesy...

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Here's a great magic trick: leave some food outside of your doorstep and watch it instantly disappear!

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Life... is... great... :)

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Oh you're having a bad day? Let me make it better by shitting on everything you love.

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What that mouf do? Well, I use it to burrow through holes so I can find insects to eat.

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Whoever knows where that bitch that punched me in the face lives, hmu. Me and my cousin Jack bouta teach him a lesson. #feelingjumpy

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🎶Finna roll up to your crib in my hamster ball. Bouta snatch yo girl and take her to the mall.🎶

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This bitch Rosey thinks I like being cuddled when in reality, I'm just waiting to scratch that smile off of her face...

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The last time Mr. Hooman called me a good boy was 5 minutes ago. Should I be worried?