Myth

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[Gamer Literature In The Americas @h8scd]

imagine having sex for the first time and fumbling so hard the photographers in their closet start cracking up

[I Pray for the Carbz…From Day to Day @sissythatpatch]

HUH?????

[Myth @6thRequiem]

@shas_kais The Emperor protects.

[Myth @6thRequiem]

@KyleBeautweet Thought I was an Eldritch being

[Mhuyo @Mhuyo]

My favorite emotion, intrusive thoughts

[Myth @6thRequiem]

@spaceshark23 Who says that?

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

You can tell that nigga in blue came just so he could see this shit for himself and still couldn't believe his eyes

[Myth @6thRequiem]

@hopelessczt @Vesper_2005 They didn’t have fathers that’s why they’re like this

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

[Myth @6thRequiem]

@MachDominus Arrrgggghh!!!!!!

[Myth @6thRequiem]

@neverlie @JStarunit I just woke up and this done ruined my day

[Azat @AzatAlsalim]

🇹🇷 A rapist got 20 years but was freed after 20 months due to amnesty. The victim found a gun, shot him dead in the street. At trial, the judge asked why.

She replied: “He raped **me**, not the state. Who gave you the right to pardon him without asking me?”

[Tattaglia® 🇲🇽🇪🇸 @NoSoyBuenaOnda]

-Amiga te tengo un chisme muy bueno
-Espera deja estacionarme...

[Ayarh 🍒 @AyandaYandiey]

I’m sure this guy still can’t believe he got jacked by a female soldier 💀

[Myth @6thRequiem]

@strawhats Satisfaction started the second he held his held down and started walking

[Myth @6thRequiem]

@mixuen_chan This is gold

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

He wiped her gloss off cleannnnn😂

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

A 17-year-old lioness survived for 5 years with blindness because her daughters refused to abandon her.