Temu ‘09 Megan Fox

[plikero♬ @pliker0]

gag

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[james hawkins @james406]

parents: "move out"

girlfriend: “quit being such a loser”

boss: "work harder"

claude: "uber for dogs (the dogs are the drivers) is a great idea, you should absolutely pursue it"

[elizabeth𖦹 @NautilusGrrl]

i love when a nasty ass bassline jerks me off a little bit

[Temu ‘09 Megan Fox @6Vf75]

@ariesterri Oh no she wasn’t about to let her stand over her and look down on her, that was intentional

[$PENCER @spenceh8acc]

The cigarette in her hand; SHES SO CUNT

[lisard king ☭ @iamagodard]

this was supposed to be my life

[no @zedonarrival]

i saw the reporting when he first went missing but didn’t realize the reason he initially split with his family is because they were using ChatGPT for their itinerary too much

[sorcerer @drxgonslayerr]

The way she sinks… gays eat your greens

[Circe @vocalcry]

Your optimal weight is when your parents say you are “too skinny”

[wen @agorashills]

addison rae performing 'high fashion' at primavera sound.

[Jalen “banned” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[love drops @lovedropx]

© Artist unknown

[kart @strawbrryk8]

Ive been training my pelvic floor to kill people

[staid @staidindoors]

everyone on film twitter is a marxist until they see an art director complain that they're not sharing in the wealth generated by their labor

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she's at the Super 8 motel off I-95 with Hunter Biden as friends

[skooks @skooookum]

Celsius on an empty stomach will change ya damn pronouns

[DiaBia @mommabiia]

It’s crazy how quickly the masses become bootlickers when one person says hey, maybe we should think about how this system doesn’t make sense

[Andy Young @AndyYoungFilm]

Sure is a lot of “Obsession’s Art director should keep her trap shut about long hours/poor conditions and be grateful for the low rate she got” talk today from WGA/SAG members I marched on a picket line for 🤔

[Temu ‘09 Megan Fox @6Vf75]

Trying to imagine a scenario in which a man tells me he wants to fuck other people while I’m actively breastfeeding his child and I don’t kill him…

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

My ex asked for an open relationship but changed his tune when I asked him when exactly would I be able to have a lover since our child was still breastfeeding. It’s like he hadn’t even considered that an open relationship meant that I would have lovers too. Fool.