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Tepper Aviation VP of DEI. Amateur Shawarma Enthusiast. Extremely vicious in a casual way. Found him in Mombassa in a barroom drinking gin. MZRA

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

A thread of all the threads that survived the great purges. Like the Library of Alexandria, just better because they are mostly in English.

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

Everyone hopes they will answer the test of fear and violence well, but you never know for certain. No one wants to be the coward but the line between hero and coward under fire is razor thin. Who takes what path often surprises you. Like K Troop at the Battle of the Greasy Grass

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

Do it… and watch them scream as we spend the entire month celebrating the Sioux and Cherokee

[AF Post @AFpost]

Indian-born Congressman Raja Krishnamoorthi introduces a bipartisan resolution to designate July as “Indian American Heritage Month,” backed by nearly 60% of the House.

Krishnamoorthi says more than 5.2 million “Indian Americans” live in the US, declaring:

“Indian Americans have helped shape this country for generations…to honor that legacy and celebrate the many ways Indian Americans continue to enrich our country.”

Follow: @AFpost

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

@surveytheland @Katy_Faust Knowing when to lie to the government is a crucial aspect of being an American

Like lying to a recruiter about anything that ever happened to you

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

@Ameen_HGA We should deport you too for using “4”

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

@braxton_mccoy Didn’t make it past the first word and just said “deport him”

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

That feeling when you have a “it isn’t an interracial marriage because she’s Irish” tweet all ready to go… only to find out she’s Dutch.

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

@RetiredAteenFox A shotgun is fine if you are too poor to afford a pistol or a rifle, but seeing the costs of ARs now you have to be destitute not to be able to afford one

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

When that “competition shooter” tells you a shotgun is the best weapon for home defense

[J.T. Gilgo, Public Enemy Number Two @TheNotoriousJTG]

@terryschappert Allow me to be the first to thank you for the new meme template.

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

@LieutenantRusty

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@45_70_Logan @1982VintageNut @Partisan_O Twitter actually costs me money because I donate what I make to charity and then pay tax on the income that I can’t deduct

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

Firstly, it isn’t about the money. I barely made any money under the old system. Twitter bucks don’t even pay for one @1982VintageNut seafood tower, let alone drinks with @Partisan_O

Secondly, it is possible I do not get the type of engage the new system wants.

But I doubt it

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

@chokingemu @manhattanmaker @RyuuHunterSaeba Gassy

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

But never fear: Twitter has Premium support…. Which turns out is just an AI programmed to send you links from the Help Center, and tell you it can’t help you…

Except when it slips up.

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

@RyuuHunterSaeba @manhattanmaker Well played

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

So when you say “he’s engagement farming”, know that I’m doing it for the love of the game, and I’m really just this same asshole for free

May god bless America

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

But there is only one topic I am outspoken on (other than the ticket pocket and Cerno blew a troon)… H1Bs

I dunno. Maybe I’ll start poasting my tits

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

Is it possible I don’t get enough Twitter whale interactions? Maybe. But $0? Unlikely:

Aside from the big accounts circle jerk this creates, Twitter analytics are effectively meaningless because they do not track the one metric required to measure monetization.

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

The new system allegedly pays for “engagement” from premium subscribers only, but adds an unspecified multiplier for higher subscription tiers.

This means if more big accounts who are paying the highest for their account interact with you, you get paid more.

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

One of these obvious got paid a lot, but disproportionate to my $0

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

This is a cross section of analytics from mutuals. All getting paid. Except one