𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕

“𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚 𝙂𝙖𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡. 𝙄 𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙂𝙤𝙙.”

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

“𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘶𝘱.”

　　•𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭-𝐒𝟓
　　• 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐦 | 𝐆𝐚𝐲
　　• 𝐋𝐢𝐭
　　• 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬/𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬/𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫
　　• 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐂𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞

You know the drill. 🔁❤️

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

I don’t but hey, someone might

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

Do you ever look back and think “I should have chosen violence”

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

Ahem.

[the most annoying and drawn out slurping through a straw]

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

Gabriel: blesses a cup of baja blast and throws it at a demon
Gabriel:

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

milk getter

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

In a lot of ways, you’re right! But, hey, at least I’m not boring.

[𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎, 𝚎𝚕. 🧇 @eggorogue]

Ah, you were always a special one, Gabriel.

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

I’m choosing to take that as an insult.

Ruuuude.

[𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎, 𝚎𝚕. 🧇 @eggorogue]

What in Father’s name…

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

Eating fiberglass insulation like cotton candy.

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

The fun kind.

[Deanna Black @TheWildling]

What church serves communion /vodka/?

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

felt cute might delete later

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

Disgust.png

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

Sending G*d vines in prayer form.

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

Takes a shot of communion vodka.

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

Say no more.

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

One like and I’ll split the current timeline and merge them again to make everyone fight their alternate selves.

………Again.

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

It be like that sometimes.

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

The consequence of cutting in line at Jamba Juice is spontaneously developing life long lactose intolerance.

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

Source: because I said so

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

The past tense of smite is smooted.

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @6WingedBastard]

damnit, that usually works