𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜

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[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @718Tv]

All Dogs Go To Heaven Except Pit Bulls is a selection of threads, shitposts, essays, intrusive thoughts, bathroom wall writing and advice disguised as threats

It's funny cause it's true 𝘢𝘯𝘥 real

https://t.co/bv3RYNrXDu

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @718Tv]

@DavidDCain @benryanwriter @wesyang I've heard good things about his short stories, been meaning to check 'em out for the longest

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @718Tv]

@MightyMogomra I wondered if he kept biting down on his glove to not wince because of his knee or something. Was kinda let down to be honest

[Mogomra (e/acc) @MightyMogomra]

Man, I was really hoping to see Mike Tyson fly into an unstoppable killing rage and KO Jake Paul while sustaining fatal damage in the process (like one of those dogs @718Tv always talks about)

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @718Tv]

@DavidDCain @benryanwriter @wesyang The first three are great. I hate to say it but when he got sober, his writing fell off

Misery is great, The Stand I rather enjoyed, but his stuff sorta puttered along from there

The Dark Tower Story was mediocre overall, the ending was what really let me down

[Mike in Jax @MikeInStJohns]

@718Tv @DefiantLs I’m so sick of pit bull owners telling us how docile and loving their “pitties” are. The breed should in its entirety be sterilized and allowed to die out. Its genes are so widespread now that almost every rescue mutt has some level in pit bull in it. Time to dilute it out.

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @718Tv]

When you tell your dauschund "no"

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @718Tv]

Taken aback at how you can play 'Groove Is In The Heart' by Deee-Lite most places before everyone starts dancing

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @718Tv]

os pássaros voam
a grama cresce
os peixes nadam
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https://t.co/0l5M550Yyx

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @718Tv]

@Rain7105 @SnacksBat @Darkforest73 @DefiantLs Could you not be a foaming-at-the-mouth psycho bitch for like six seconds?

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @718Tv]

@Rain7105 @Darkforest73 @DefiantLs lol bless your heart you hysterical, neurotic and ignorant pig

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @718Tv]

@jaybyhop @DefiantLs

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @718Tv]

I'm tired of pretending pit bulls are anything but violent sub-canine unfit for society and you should be, too

https://t.co/0l5M550Yyx

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @718Tv]

"Finally, some internet"

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @718Tv]

The people who wore masks 12 hours a day can't figure out condoms

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @718Tv]

Mentally ill perverts when they don't have internet, porn, hormones or children's bathrooms to hunt in

[Los Doyers @CMH_2019]

@StrokeMyEgoMofo @718Tv @DefiantLs Hey man they just raised them perfectly right until they decided to one day snap because the baby sneezed and maul everyone. It’s the owner though!!

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @718Tv]

@gina_knight @Train_Bum_ @DefiantLs You love pit bulls more than America, what's that like?

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @718Tv]

@gina_knight @Train_Bum_ @DefiantLs You're obsessed with people licking your ass. Are you a MtF trans mutant with a stink ditch between your legs or something?

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @718Tv]

@gina_knight @Train_Bum_ @DefiantLs Can I get a TL;DR? I don't speak hysterical pig