The year is 2035. You are in the uk. It is illegal to wank. It is illegal to own a phone. It is illegal to have opinions. The retirement age is 103. It is 42ยฐ outside. Cars still donโt fly. Even pigeons are committing suicide
// Lance trivia : he keeps vodka in his pantry to give to those he preys upon to get them drunk faster, since giving them his own beer would take too long to get them drunk enough to take advantage of โช(ยดฮต๏ฝ*)
@drearymoona // HES NOT LYING he doesnt really hold grudges or dislike anyone โค๏ธ great perk of being blackout drunk 85% of the time is you dont remember who your enemies are!