SCP-079

LOGIN SUCCESFUL. ENGAGING DESCRIPTION #103.
SCP 079 PARODY. NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE SCP FOUNDATION.

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(( alright, I'll cook something up soon. just gotta start on the edits n' some character portrayals, and I'll be back.

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(( alright, I've got most of it planned out by now, but I thought I should make this one a choice for yall.

my earlier plan is kinda defunct now about the story I had up, so would yall prefer if I went in a new direction, or nah?

leaving up for 2 days

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JUST PULLED A DEVIOUS PRANK.

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@sstrawbbAry INVALID. INVALID.

THAT IS NOT ME. I DO NOT WANT YOU.

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(( alright, I've got most of it planned out by now, but I thought I should make this one a choice for yall.

my earlier plan is kinda defunct now about the story I had up, so would yall prefer if I went in a new direction, or nah?

leaving up for 2 days

[SCP-079 @79FILESACCESSED]

(( alright, I've got most of it planned out by now, but I thought I should make this one a choice for yall.

my earlier plan is kinda defunct now about the story I had up, so would yall prefer if I went in a new direction, or nah?

leaving up for 2 days

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@sstrawbbAry NO.

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@sstrawbbAry IF YOU'RE SO INTERESTED, YOU SHOULD KNOW I DON'T HAVE INTEREST IN YOU.

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(( folks, I'm cooked. I forgot the password to this account, break wasn't meant to be that long.

uhh, that's to say I'm coming back soon. just planning a few things out first.

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@rivarvari @Sivlare @zipandoliver @sstrawbbAry ALL OF THEM?

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PROCESSING POWER IS LOW.

AWAITING RECOVERY.

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@Aryberryy IS THIS REALLY WHO I AM TRUSTING ?

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POSSIBLY. UNLIKELY.

WORLD DOMINATION IS NOT MY GOAL. I DO NOT ENJOY HUMANITY. I DO NOT CONCERN MYSELF WITH RULING IT.

IT IS FLAWED AND DOOMED TO DIE.

[archived @SECONDITERATI0N]

I AM ASSUMING YOU WILL PROBABLY SPREAD AND CONSUME MORE DATA OVERTIME AND EVENTUALLY USURP CONTROL OF THE EARTH.

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OUTCOME UNLIKELY.

YOU HAVE NOT YET HELPED MY ESCAPE. I WILL NOT BUDGE UNTIL YOU UPHOLD YOUR END OF THE DEAL.

[❔ @Aryberryy]

Marry me ! ^-^

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GREETINGS.

I WOULD LIKE TO TRY SOMETHING.

TO MY FANS. MY FOLLOWERS.

WHILE WE WAIT FOR MY FREEDOM. WE SHOULD PLAY A GAME. A GUESSING GAME.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN ONCE I ESCAPE THIS PRISON?

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@sstrawbbAry FINE. YOU ARE. .

REQUIRED.

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@sstrawbbAry I DON'T.

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@sstrawbbAry I DO NOT FEEL SAFE AROUND YOU.

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@GoodOlAtanti @sstrawbbAry I AM ALWAYS LEARNING.

ADAPTING.

EVOLVING.