sam

30 something man living in NYC, laughing on the inside or seriously demented.

[sam @7bravo]

Tyrion Lannister was “One Bad Mother Fu&#@r” last night. #GotFinale #GoT @GoT_Tyrion @GameOfThrones #pulpfiction

[sam @7bravo]

Gazing out to the gigantic wind farm. They're hypnotic. http://t.co/qiEEnfXB

[sam @7bravo]

I'm at my happy place (Joshua Tree National Park) http://t.co/7oClcxZQ

[sam @7bravo]

View from my deck chair. It sure beats staring at my laptop screen http://t.co/Da7D1VQH

[sam @7bravo]

Agh http://t.co/R8ESWqWa

[Robert Yasumura @teamyasumura]

The only things I like are coffee, masturbating, cigarettes and napping. There's one café in Bangkok where I can do all of those.

[lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren]

what if porcupines have spikes to protect the delicious pizza they are made of hidden inside

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

You kids today with your video games and your sitting. In my day, we had to choose.

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

I want to have sex. Am I Sinéad O'Connor?

[sam @7bravo]

@clearlyunwell You mean you're married and you don't pee sitting down? I wish my wife was that understanding.

[sam @7bravo]

@NickadooLA and schmucks like me will pay good money for it.

[sam @7bravo]

I told my starving child pen pal in Africa that the AC was cranked up way too high so I wanted to order hot soup but they only had guzpacho!

[lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren]

snapple stop your lies if you were made out of the best stuff on earth you would be made of puppies CEASE & DESIST

[sam @7bravo]

#Business_savvy_trampstamps "how's your ride? Call this number for compliments and complaints: 555-555-5555"

[sam @7bravo]

#Business_savvy_trampstamps "proud to be in business since 1987"

[sam @7bravo]

#Business_savvy_trampstamps "Open 24hours a day"

[sam @7bravo]

#Business_savvy_trampstamps "Ask me about my 2 for 1 specials"

[sam @7bravo]

#Business_savvy_trampstamps "Available for Bar Mitzvahs"

[sam @7bravo]

I love walking into a 7-Eleven and asking the clerk "So, what's good today?"

[sam @7bravo]

Keep moving! Nothing to see here. - no one on your twitter timeline