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[poppa @popitforpoppa]

life goes on, get a new ho

[BRIGHT  @NkamaBright]

Stop dating broke females, they wouldn’t date you if you were broke

[Dating Taxi @DatingTaxi]

Keep things simple:

When a girl is good to you...

Reward her.

When a girl disrespects you...

Replace her.

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Sometimes your soul mate is money. Stop forcing relationships.

[Fathers Diary @Fathers_Diary]

Man to man

[toxic king @toxicking]

Y’all be having the lamest baby daddies, how the fuck he get you

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

Some of y’all don’t want a husband.

You want a human wallet that occasionally talks. 💯

[MSIZI 🇿🇦 @msiziworld]

Never touch your ex after someone else has touched them. Never.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Trusting a woman you took from another man qualifies you for a disability check.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Every time I like a bitch I find out she a hoe

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

I don't care how hard life gets, don’t tell a woman what you’ve been through.

[bang bang @kingg_redd]

I do wanna eat some pussy, but all y’all bitches selling it

[𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 ❄️ @_1alfred]

Girls that hold they own butt cheeks open during backshots be good people at heart NgL

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Bro to bro: Stop spending your money on babes you're not smashing... unless it's your mother or your sister.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Men do everything for themselves but I've not heard a man call himself an independent man😭😂😂

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

Nobody gets played like an understanding boyfriend.

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

Druski dropped a hilarious skit about Old-heads who “never grew up or matured” 😭😭😭

[JS🪵 @jaacknffc]

Trainers like this were what Lost Property used to provide for PE at school, now yer fellas dropping £200 on a pair for a rave

[Charlotte @Charpercy84]

Natural boobs will always beat fake boobs

[scar @imfat]

Having a girlfriend while the market is down is the worst

You’ll be down $100k in a single day and she’ll still ask where you’re going for dinner

Like bro, we might not eat for months what are you talking about 😭