Evan Watters

i signed .save a tree, eat a beaver. in middle school yearbooks and never realized beaver meant vagina. Diver for a decade.

[Evan Watters @7andEvan]

wait shit, um. #everspace2

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When is Everspace 2 coming? Because *i am* coming.

[Evan Watters @7andEvan]

@Nevens97674349 it HAS to be the ball "dressed" as what I would believe to be a giant bag/pillowcase with a hamster face painted on it, and Hammond with the robo-eye painted on his belly as he pilots

[Evan Watters @7andEvan]

@dickchadwick Sounds like you sat on your phone, or a grandchild has it lol

[Evan Watters @7andEvan]

Kissing is the grossest greatest feeling. Putting two food holes together should only accidentally happen in a stockade amongst cattle.

[Evan Watters @7andEvan]

Drinking a perfect Old Fashioned at Peacemaker opening night in Soulard!

[Evan Watters @7andEvan]

I want to see a Groot played by R. Lee Ermy.

[Evan Watters @7andEvan]

@unfoRETTAble loved you in @drunkhistory this week! Can't wait for new P&R!

[Evan Watters @7andEvan]

Cable's trying to end #netneutrality & break the Internet for profit. Less than 36hrs left

[Evan Watters @7andEvan]

New burn: "you pear-shaped chode"

[Evan Watters @7andEvan]

@garyslay the always curious Tammy

[Evan Watters @7andEvan]

Let's go exploring. Summer doesn't suck. #ready2float http://t.co/nhWR3UFcjX

[Evan Watters @7andEvan]

JamesMayer/JohnFranco #toaster http://t.co/xb8ujhBlTz

[Evan Watters @7andEvan]

at least we have canonical closure #5seasonsandanasteroid @nbccommunity

[Evan Watters @7andEvan]

@garyslay pro move

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now that @CraigyFerg is looking for work, perhaps he could pick up a job over at #Greendale? @nbccommunity #sixseasonsandamovie

[Evan Watters @7andEvan]

#communitydvd 4th wall be damned! Was Basic Sandwich written in front of a mirror?

[Evan Watters @7andEvan]

my friend's grandparents just passed away less than a week apart after being married almost 70 years. time to cry and go to bed

[Evan Watters @7andEvan]

Late, but incessantly ready to retweet add many times as necessary #sixseasonsandamovie

[Evan Watters @7andEvan]

Avril Lavigne deserves Chad Kroger. gross.