David

Home for the next 7 days thanks to grasses

[David @7DayTed]

We're all just living in a parallel universe these days.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Barcelona are in direct club to club talks with Newcastle for Anthony Gordon.

The player’s keen on the move but more clubs are also on it.

This was the reason of Deco’s mission to the UK, as @mundodeportivo reports.

⚠️ Bayern and Premier League clubs are also keen.

[David @7DayTed]

Morning Jenny. Hope you're well.

[🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️ Jenny 🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️ @jen_moxon]

Totally agree with him. If you need alcohol before 11am you've a fucking problem and should go to your nearest AA meeting

[David @7DayTed]

Nice to see the former #nufc Ice Baths have found a new home.

[TraderSZ @trader1sz]

Summer in the UK

[David @7DayTed]

@rjNUFC @MattW36565526 Same bloke forgot to change to his burner when replying.

[David @7DayTed]

@heyuupinthesky It's still shite

[David @7DayTed]

@genfball Struggled a bit with the obscure ones.

[David @7DayTed]

This is why nobody takes Americans seriously on footballing matters or opinions.

[Unfiltered Soccer @UnfilteredSoccr]

Don't speak until you hear a player better than... Clint Dempsey.

[David @7DayTed]

Like Newcastle United, this train line has a points failure. Just what you want on the hottest day of the year.

[David @7DayTed]

@LucasGert_ @m3gamarvatron I'm just more pissed off at ourselves. League table doesn't lie. Fuck them still

[David @7DayTed]

@gw850 Sickening news

[David @7DayTed]

7 day sentence done.

Back to my old account. This is going on the lock til the next time

[David @7DayTed]

Fucking buzzing with this one. Can't lie.

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

🚨 🤝 Newcastle now have an agreement in principle with AC Milan to sign Malick Thiaw.
💰 #NUFC will pay Milan £35m for the defender.
✍🏼 The 28-year-old is expected to sign a 4-year contract.
👨🏻‍⚕️ Thiaw expected to have his Newcatle medical in Tyneside in the next 48 hours.

[David @7DayTed]

Tyrone Mings would be given a standing ovation at every ground around the PL if he stuck one on him here.

[David @7DayTed]

Football is back 😴 #EFL

[David @7DayTed]

@gw850 @LREM93 @DannyShoulder Born inbred more like.

[David @7DayTed]

@ffsSpooky @UndrTheCosh

[Newcastle United Supporters’ Club @NUSCuk]

You can’t ID supporters that travel the length and breadth of the country one week and hand over a fistful of tickets the next

Questions to be answered

NUSC will raise directly with the club and @NUFCFAB #NUFC

[Blyth Cricket Club @BlythCCOfficial]

Back at it again tomorrow!

The ones host Percy Main in a match kindly sponsored by Ossy and Ann Lawrence! 1pm start, bar open ☀️🏏

The twos will travel to Ulgham seeking to build on their excellent recent form!

Go well both #howayblyth

[David @7DayTed]

That's an awful awful decision btw. Never a pen