During the First Edition of my Perfect Account, yours truly came up with "Propaganda Toronto," for the Exact reason the garbage headline below displays. Truly amazing that I can correctly Predict the Maple Losers will never Win anything, go away for 6 years, make my Glorious Return from the Twitter Grave, and as always be TOTALLY CORRECT. The Propaganda Toronto Maple Losers entire organization, the owners, the managers, the pansy players, the coaches, the trainers, the stick boys, and their Phony fans, are a COMPLETE collection of Clowns who will NEVER learn. Jon Cooper will stay in the GREAT State of Florida, where teams actually WIN, and make Stanley Cup Finals with more than 6 teams in the National Hockey League. The Comedy Continues! Enjoy! NHL President DJT
If you think little Gary Bettman didn't RIG the NHL Draft Lottery for the propaganda Toronto Maple Losers, after incoming buyer "Rogers" made a substantial under the Table "Deal," you are more RETARDED than Tim Walz. Very Simple! Thank you for your attention to this MATTER! NHL President Donald J. Trump
The Crooked Canadians have declined our wonderful Hockey Deal, and the Save Hockey Act, therefore, effective immediately, ALL Fourth-Rate Canadian Hockey Equipment will be taxed at 50 percent, and I am pleased to announce a 100 percent tax on Hockey Tickets bought within the United States of America by Canadian residents. A very BAD choice from the NASTY and LOW IQ Canadian people. Too Bad! Thank you for your attention to this matter! NHL President Donald J. Trump
Terrible Tara Sloan, one of the Least Talented Musicians ever from Poorly populated Canada, is very upset that the Indians lost their Ridiculous Canadian Television Program. The Poorly Rated JOKE of a hockey broadcast, did ZERO to increase the non-existent Indian Hockey Talent, and was a complete Waste of Canadian Tax payer dollars, from the Terrible CBC, a propaganda Network run by the WEAK Canadian Government, and paid for by the Sheep-Like Canadian people, who in many cases are Greatly inferior to Americans. The TRUE sign of a tremendous decision, is when all the Leftist Losers are Cryin' and Whinin' away like Soft Liddle' Losers. People like terrible Tara are loathsome losers who damage Crooked Canada very badly. Useless People! Thank you for your ATTENTION to this MATTER! NHL President DJT
Misfit Mark Spector, of the FAKE NEWS media in poorly populated Canada, is perhaps the SINGLE GREATEST degenerate loser to ever write hockey articles. WOKE Mark is deeply despised by all, yet constantly comes up with ridiculous takes, tying his Leftist Garbage into our GREAT Sport. Misfit Mark brings ZERO to the table, and doesn't have an athletic bone in his pathetic body. Now, Mark "I ask Retarded Questions" Spector, is fighting with Evander Kane online like a liddle' Loser, defending the Liddle' Worm Anthony Fauci, who much like misfit Mark, is a TOTAL Dork, void of a SINGLE ounce of genetically gifted Athletic ability. He is without Question one of the Least Talented Losers to ever write, and is a Leftist Moron who wrote some of the Most Boring "Hockey" books of all time. A TOTAL LOSER and a COMPLETE WEAKLING!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter! NHL President DONALD JOHN TRUMP