Funluvas

Each day is a blessing.

[ChukwuNonso✍️ @Mazi_Chinonso1]

Lady breakdown the life of ladies of this generation

[Funluvas @7triger]

@Szymansk_ii Abi this ladies get extra head at home?

[Funluvas @7triger]

@Szymansk_ii I can't just stop laughing

[Funluvas @7triger]

@Szymansk_ii This country is ruined already

[Funluvas @7triger]

@Szymansk_ii She still have time to turn around

[Funluvas @7triger]

@Szymansk_ii Congratulations, everyone go soon chop blue stick breakfast

[Funluvas @7triger]

@Szymansk_ii Your 💯 right boss

[SWEAT💧 @SweatEconomy]

You probably walk to the BPM of your music without realizing it 🎧

Most people naturally walk around 100–130 steps per minute.

Which means your playlist might literally control your pace.

What song instantly upgrades your walk?

[Funluvas @7triger]

@marjidofficial Am so touched

[Prophet @prophetmarketai]

🧙‍♂️Prophet is live with a $10,000 bankroll to trade against the public on anything.

Welcome to the first single player prediction market.

Prophet is a machine that prices the future.

[Funluvas @7triger]

@Merit_AfroMedia @instablog9ja I know what what you're looking for but you wouldn't find it. 😂

[Funluvas @7triger]

@inter_link Thank God I deleted this app long time ago, it's a total waste of time.

[Nikky Agnes @agnes_nwanneka]

Just pay #attention and keep reposting.
Inform your families and friends..

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

These 4 Companies Made Over ₦1 Trillion Each In Profit Last Year. All From The Suffering And Out-Of-Pocket Expenses Of Nigerians.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Moment a female member of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG) publicly accvsed a pastor of r@p!ng her in front of the congregation.

[Vindicated Chidi 🕊 @Vindicatedchidi]

A MUST WATCH!!!

Only Nigerians can save Nigeria.

[Funluvas @7triger]

The best cheat ever seen

[Carver @carverfomo]

A 23 year old Chinese student walked onto a graduation stage in Los Angeles. Held his laptop above his head with ChatGPT open. Screamed into the camera.

The big screen showed it to the whole stadium. The full chat history. Every prompt he used to pass his exams. Every essay it wrote for him. Every answer it gave him on his finals.

The crowd lost it. The clip hit TikTok before he made it off the stage. Caption: ucla graduates x chat gbt. 14M views in 24 hours. Reddit pinned it. Every parent shared it as proof that universities were broken. Every student shared it as proof that they were not the only ones.

Two hours later the university revoked his degree.

The story wrote itself. A smug kid. Four years of ChatGPT. Caught by his own confession. Every news outlet ran the same headline. Every podcast pulled the clip. The whole internet argued about AI and exams for two days straight.

While Western universities are still debating whether ChatGPT will kill the essay, Chinese international students on the same campuses already moved past it. Their younger brothers in Shenzhen send them scripts. ChatGPT is what professors are afraid of. The second tab is what the students actually run.

Then someone wrote: pause at 0:08. The ChatGPT tab is real. Look at the tab next to it.

That tab is not for studying. That is a live wallet.

gabagool22. $868,862 profit. 28,620 predictions. Joined October 2025. 729.7K views on the page.

→ https://t.co/62AOSjwBrr

He told the camera he cheated his economics exam with ChatGPT. The wallet on the next tab had made $868K in four months. 28,620 positions. All BTC. All 15 minute windows. All green.

Biggest single win: $4,696. From a 15 minute window on a Tuesday morning.

The comment section turned into a detective board. Someone slowed the video to 0.25x. Screenshotted every frame where the laptop screen was visible. Reconstructed the full wallet page from 8 seconds of jumbotron footage.

Entry prices between 2 and 10 cents. Payouts in the thousands. Not one red row in 28,620 entries.

The ChatGPT tab was not the cheating. The ChatGPT tab was the cover.

Six months ago a Chinese developer in Shenzhen recorded a Claude Code tutorial and accidentally showed his second monitor. Same wallet name. Same setup. The clip hit 400K views before he deleted it.

The kid in Los Angeles was one of the forks.

The university went insane over the ChatGPT confession. Press release the same afternoon. Degree revoked. Email to every student about cheating. The story trended for 48 hours.

Nobody at the school opened the second tab.

The Claude agent on his laptop runs BTC 15 minute windows around the clock. Entry at 2 cents. Exit at 10. Done in 15 minutes. The agent doesn't sleep. It made $4,696 on the morning he walked the stage.

Tuition was $44K a year. He paid four years. He lost the diploma. He kept the wallet.

He didn't get caught. He paid the cheapest tuition fine in history.

He held up exactly the wrong screen. The whole stadium cheered him for it.

[Funluvas @7triger]

@OGAudit You should called @ice_z3us and @ice_blockchain. Same pattern for all his projects.

[Funluvas @7triger]

@Szymansk_ii Na all of us go chop blue stick breakfast. Including me wey never taste am before

[Paul White Gold Eagle @PaulGoldEagle]

I’ve listened to this over 42 times.

What a message!