Ben

Just a dude hangin’ out on twitter, ig. Nothing to see here, move along.

[Ben @7Zeptar]

@WILLIESUEDE Will suede if we kissed on the lips do you think you would cum when our lips met or when they separated

[shamir 🌄🔻 toa era @itz_sunfallz]

who up feeling anti-american and radically pro-transgender

[Master Marco Polo 🇲🇽“El Buki Raider” @srchilaquilles]

Conservatives on their way to defend their Pedophile President

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

When you finally manage to reach the top floor of the Scientology building only to find Tom Cruise waiting for you there like this

[Magic: The Gathering @wizards_magic]

Return to #MTGStrixhaven, Magic’s beloved mage school, and uncover years of mysteries as you explore its hallowed halls and beyond. 📚

[➹𝕷𝖚𝖒𝖎☾ @Lumidoom]

Glow bright acolyte, your deeds glorify me. May your first season vault benevolently reward you ~ in abundant kind!

Share Dundun to insure a blessed vault 🙏

[Neoliberal Akiho ✨🇺🇳🇨🇦 @NeoliberalAkiho]

Pierre doesn’t even campaign anymore he just looks at voters like this

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

@TheFaithSheriff Mr. Sheriff why do you continue to send me photos of your small genitalia even after I kindly requested you to stop

[Ben @7Zeptar]

This dude sucks lmao

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐟 @TheFaithSheriff]

If you have a problem with me telling people in Fortnite about Jesus, (Kid or Adult) you are a direct enemy of God, and if you read your Bible, it doesn't end well for the enemies of God...

[Pokébets @therealpokebets]

Middle Management - 6 FFA

[Pokébets @therealpokebets]

Century of Humiliation - 6 FFA Randoms

[Variety @Variety]

Jimmy Kimmel Torches Trump’s State of the Union Speech: ‘A Nut Job Wannabe King’ Who ‘Has His Goons Arresting and Killing American Citizens. He’s Protecting Pedophiles and Won’t Explain It’
https://t.co/lN37hgnYPe

[GumballViking @viking_gumball]

so they admitted the majority of world elites are pedophiles masterful gambit

[DistantCoder @DistantCoder]

Reminder that grading cards is a scam AND a waste of time/money.

[Lemma’s Animal Desk @DoctorLemma]

34 years ago a woman in Japan contacted the variety show Knight Scoop with a mystery: her dog, Sacchan, was gaining weight despite being on a strict diet. She suspected he was finding food elsewhere, so she asked the show's "detectives" to follow him.

The investigation revealed that Sacchan had a secret double life. He was commuting daily to the local train station where he was a beloved celebrity. The camera crew watched as he visited multiple businesses, including a travel agency and a convenience store, where locals fed him treats like beef jerky and Pocky sticks. He had an entire network of enablers fueling his weight gain.

[Spicy Dumpling 🇮🇩 🇰🇵 🇷🇺🤖⚙️⚒️🪠 @SpicyDumpling02]

americans will read this and be upset that their apology is not being appreciated. they'll say just how much they have resisted but also say that there's nothing they can do. it's all performative.